Exxxotica Expo, debuting its Los Angeles incarnation this weekend, was not well-attended, but Ashley Fires made up for it. It is always a pleasure to see the Clips4Sale.com spokesmodel who, even though she doesn’t own the company, is its best salesperson.
“Dance with me, Grams,” said Fires in her Wonder Woman outfit. She comes up to my waist.
“It wouldn’t be right,” I said. There were fans clamoring for photographs, lined up in their wheelchairs, Hustler shirts, and desire.
“No,” she said, “but it would not be wrong.”
It is personal service like this that will save the porn industry because I would have blown my lunch money if I didn’t get all my pornography for free.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Beating the June gloom with Ashley Fires
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