Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody
As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.
Month: July 2010
The Bad Porn Contest | July: “Suicide” is not painless
The Suicide Girls don’t wanna be buried in the Pet Sematary, so I’d like to send them to you.
Pornollaneous 7.29.10
Fuentes is a very nice person, as well as a better dresser than Steven Tyler.
Amateur Weekend in Vegas
So we’ll all be dressed up in suits, as dictated by “Swingers” (1996), and will feel compelled to smoke cigars, eat steaks, and drink Scotch like we’re in “Mad Men” (2007).
MontagFoto 7.26.10
La resistencia es inútil.
Sasha Grey: “Racy” is as racy does
“Well, maybe not racy for you…”
“Glee” porn parody both is and ain’t
It would have been a bold act of splitting the difference for director Braun to throw in a bi/interracial/wheelchair three-way. To the tune of “Red Barchetta.”
Browneye vs. The Board of Masturbation: “Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman”
“It’s confusing, I know,” said Alexis Texas recently. “But(t) I became Buttwoman, I think, because that’s the first thing people notice about me.”
“Only from behind,” I said.
Welcome Back Cytherea or: Patience is a squirtue
“I did some crazy, crazy things,” Cytherea said. “You can’t believe everything you read, but if you read it about me, there’s a good chance it’s true.”
Spin-ups: Strippers Down-Under Pull Tops Up-Over
Spin-Ups is a wholesome-ish website that allows you to zoom in on 360-degree views of women AC/DC might have been thinking of when they sang “Whole Lotta Rosie.”
MontagFoto 7.19.10
Was Alexis Texas sad that I didn’t talk about her ass or boobs? If so, she didn’t let on, and hid her big round tears.
OutPorning Porn: Stagliano trial ended for incompetence
It is hopeful to think Friday was a good day for First Amendment rights, highlighting the hubris of an Obscenity Task Force that didn’t care enough to get its act together and underlining the unenforceability of “Community Standards” over the Internet
“The Session”: If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of Anjanette Astoria
It is less a comment on the predictability of porn than the predictability of the American Psychiatric Association that this plot point didn’t surprise me.
An old-school porn “Open Invitation”: Capturing the elusive swinger
“There is a lot of competition,” Marc Davis said about orgies in general. “It’s like herding cats, but I do like to control the room.”
The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
Stagliano trial sidelined by media errors
“No one has taken this prosecution seriously,” Joey Silvera said. “Because it is so wrong. But being in court and watching what is going on in this court, I am scared for him.”
Alexis Golden: For fuck’s sake
“I prefer to run the show. The majority of what I do in porn is all for me … I shoot my own content, manage my own site, produce my own movies and do all my own marketing.”
MontagFoto 7.12.10
It is personal service like this that will save the porn industry because I would have blown my lunch money if I didn’t get all my pornography for free.
Bobbi Blows My Mouth-Axe
Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr performs whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.
Porn Parodies of the Ancient World: “The Howard Sperm Show”
How can you not root for a movie whose own boxcover copy states that it’s “not the best porn parody you’ll ever see”?