Each of us has acquaintances who don’t work for the Porno-Industrial Complex who say pithy things like “So, how do you review a porn movie? ‘I came three times’?” and “That guy says he’s not gay but he’s got a tattooed arrow pointing to his ass?” and I’m all like, “You don’t understand.”
Another joke that gets old quick is when people make up porn titles and then add episode numbers to them, like “Cock-Crazed Cum Demons #42”. (“So what are you reviewing today – ‘Cock-Crazed Cum Demons #42’?”)
It is only because I am America’s Beloved Porn Journalist that I happened on a title – “Cock-Crazed Cum Demons #42” – that hasn’t been used (as of this writing). The reason the joke gets old is that in 99 percent of the cases the name someone will invent in derision actually exists.
That brings us, in my classic burying the lede fashion, to today’s movie, Transsexual MILFs from Trans Erotica and Juicy Entertainment.
Of course the theory of evolution demanded this title happen eventually, but it still caught me off guard. Unfortunately, the International MILF Registry cannot give this title its seal of approval because not a single one of these transsexuals is a mom and I don’t want to fuck any of them, despite the resemblance of the tranny above to Tyler Faith. Not that they are not attractive and sexy, but where would I put it? (My knowledge of anatomy is limited.)
My experience with tranny movies is limited (though I just reviewed Buckback Mountain with Joanne Cachapero in this month’s XBizVideo), but I feel comfortable saying that a quick scan of this movie revealed couples who were into the action.
Some transsexual movies I’ve seen that are geared to “straight” audiences feature people who just don’t look like they want to be there (you can see it in their eyes, as well as southward). This movie seemed a little more “gay” in orientation – there was no self-consciousness and the editor slowed down the money shots, which is a gay staple.
Previously: Alexis Skye and conditioned thinking; Allanah Starr will try anything once; Gram Ponante launches International MILF Registry
See also: Juicy Entertainment
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