Plant Your Wood is good for MILF Earth

Pink Visual’s Plant Your Wood is a five-scene DVD packaged in 50 percent recycled paper and printed with biodegradable soy inks. Not only that, one dollar from each DVD sale goes to Trees for the Future, an organization that plants ten trees for each dollar it gets.

“Go Green” for a little pink and Plant Your Wood into Pink Visual’s eco-friendly helping of hemp loving hotties! These bitches of the biosphere are ready to see just how sustainable their need for hardcore fucking and sucking really is! From tawdry teens to slutty MILFs, these naughty nymphs lust for rapidly renewable cocks to drop hot seed into their every hole!

But not only is the packing material in this gimmicky DVD recycled, but so are the scenes! Not one extra ounce of sperm, melon body spray, or glitter eye shadow was wasted on these scenes, which have all appeared on the Internet or previous Pink Visual compilations. I’d say there was no footprint at all, but all these women wear spiked heels wherever they go.

So don’t tune in to hear Jordan James, Faith Leon, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, or Rod Fontana get weepy about the environment; the people on this DVD came to work in 2006 and 2007 to make Auto-Bang Sluts or Spit Swappers or what-not.

That said, the opening scene with Jordan James is notable for the conviction with which she protests having sex with the camera man, who won a bet. Finally she relents.

“But I won’t swallow,” she says, which is not eco-friendly at all.

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2 Comments

  1. That’s awesome, Pink Visual is pretty creative with their stuff. The first porn company to go green! I like it!

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