According to independent auditing agency The Merkin Group, women are labeled “porn stars” upon their first appearance in a pornographic movie, whereas their mainstream counterparts often struggle for years to be known as “stars,” sharing trailers and being hit on by Tim Allen.
That is why it is appropriate to call an event Porn Star Karaoke even if many of the individuals attending are not recognizable from masturbatory fantasies (aside from the waitresses). Tomorrow, however, there will be no question.
Kylie Ireland and Tom Byron will be stopping by Sardo’s Bar in Burbank in support of Byron’s latest MILF movie, Seasoned Players 4, which also stars Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn. Byron has been performing since 1982, which means that women who are now MILFs were not even born when he began having sex on film.
Ireland won AVN’s Best New Starlet award in 1994, which means that men who began their masturbation careers to her can now legally rent cars and drive to Sardo’s.
Ginger Lynn’s first scene was with Byron in 1984, when she was 22. I’m just full of information today.
Previously: Beyond the Valley of Porn Star Karaoke; Billy Glide Night at PSK; Nina and Kylie’s Perfect Orgy
See also: Sardo’s Bar, Kylie Ireland, Tom Byron
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