What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we…

Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 3

Studio: JM ProductionsDirector: Jim PowersCast: Ashley Blue, Tobey Pacific, Armani St. James, Missy Stone, Dirty Harry, Melissa Juliana, Missy Monroe, Kylie Ireland, dozens more Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “She had the intellect of a seagull,” Powers says of Armani St. James, one of several women who endured a porn scene –…

The Violation of Kylie Ireland

Studio: JM ProductionsDirector: Jim PowersCast: Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Marie McCray, Nicole Ray, Sammi Rhodes, Amber Rayne, Keeani Lei, Heather Starlet, Ami Emerson Portions of this review also appeared on FleshbotBitter suburban trophy wife Kylie Ireland starts in on her husband yet again. “Ever since those lesbians moved in next door my life has been…

Account of a Visit from Federal Agents

was the night before Christmas, and I was forlorn Ne’r a vibrator whirring in the Valley of Porn; The studios closed reluctantly down, For fear that girls’ parents had flown into town; The day so beloved of all Christian saints, Found trannys’ surprises tucked under their taints, And I in my tube socks, and you…