The following is a press release reprinted to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional.
Anti-Defamation League Sues X-Play Over Use of Midgets in Not the Wizard of Oz XXX
(Hollywood, CA) The Anti-Defamation League has filed a lawsuit in United States Federal Court against X-Play and adult movie director Will Ryder for their use of midgets in the upcoming porn musical Not the Wizard of Oz XXX. The complaint was filed in a Virginia court and accuses X-Play of willful neglect, unlawful segregation and outrageous human rights violations in their movie musical parody that is scheduled to be distributed in May by Pulse Distribution.
The complaint further states that at no time did producers Scott David and Jeff Mullen allow little person Stella Marie to audition for the lead role of Dorothy even though she was fully capable and qualified with extensive vocal and dance training from the prestigious Eastman School of Music in Rochester, New York.
“That is a clear violation of federal law,” stated Sigmund Livingdale the senior legal counsel for the ADL from his New York office.
“Having people play munchkins and to further degrade them by not granting them an audition for the lead role simply because they are vertically challenged is something that should never happen Jewish or not and this type of discrimination has got to stop.”
“This is insane,” stated Will Ryder as he listened to the complaint being read by his Italian attorney..
“There was no way we could offer the part of Dorothy to a midget,” Ryder blasted back. “The ruby slippers would fall right off.”
“Not so fast and by the way they’re called little people,” barked his attorney. “This is a serious case and I’m not sure we’ll be able to prevail because the law is clear plus you better pray the ADL doesn’t come after you for what you did to South Park. I begged you not to make that movie www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y9uBV7DEFc
X-Play is considering reshooting specific Oz XXX scenes and adding more Jewish actors to the cast to make Not the Wizard of Oz XXX more compliant in hopes that the Anti-Defamation League will drop the case. Although there is nothing X-Play can do with the soon-to-be-released Not South Park XXX movie which hits stores April 23rd, there has been some discussion of producing an interracial porn parody of the Harlem Globetrotters using an all midget cast featuring white actors playing the forward and guard positions in hopes that it will bring peace and harmony across all boundaries.
“It could be like the White Shadow but in reverse,” Ryder concluded.
Following a terrible twister Dorothy awakens to a magical world of sex-crazed munchkins, horny witches, the Tin Man, Scarecrow & Lion. The XXX movie-of-the-century takes you on a hardcore sexual adventure that will blow you away like a Kansas tornado! Nothing is off limits as America’s great classic gets the XXX porn parody treatment in what is sure to become the most enjoyable porn movie ever.
Not the Wizard of Oz XXX stars Maddy O’Reilly, Anikka Albright, Brandy Aniston, Alexis Adams, Stella Marie and legend Nina Hartley along with Seth Gamble, Mac Turner, Dick Chibbles, James Bartholet, Eric Swiss, Kurt Lockwood, Gary Lee & Eric John.
Not the Wizard of Oz XXX is a parody and is not affiliated with MGM, Turner Entertainment, Warner Brothers Pictures, Time Warner, CBS Home Video, Walt Disney Pictures, the estates of L. Frank Baum, Mervyn Leroy, Victor Fleming, Judy Garland or any actors, writers, producers or any members of their estates or assignees. X-Play is co-owned 50% by a Jew and 50% by a Gentile and the company has an ongoing history of hiring Blacks, Latinos and Asians and is a supporter of the NAACP, the United Negro College Fund and the Free Speech Coalition.
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The story was an April Fool’s joke PR story. I have been writing them each year for the past 12 years and I guess Gram didn’t realize that it was April 1st. I don’t take myself or our company too seriously. We do serious business in the porn world but I prefer to smile and laugh quite a bit during each day as it makes my life more enjoyable. Also, the Anti-Defamation League supports many human rights causes these days not just Jewish matters as they once did. Happy April Fool’s Day- Will Ryder
Will, thank you for the comic relief. I do think you underestimated Gram here, though. I think he knew it was April Fools Day and that we all needed comic relief. Gram also probably realized that we are smart enough to know that it was April 1 and that this was an April Fools joke.
Also, good luck with your next movie and may you continue to make parodies for years to come. Also may Measure B, the LA City “run porn out of town” condom requirement measure and the measure going through the California Legislature (if it is somehow passed) currently all be ruled unconstitutional and fall flat on their collective faces. Also may Michael Weinstein go broke, have to live in a cardboard box on Hollywood and Vine and lose his scam … ahem, I mean charity.