Smoking Tory Lane: Can she adopt? or: Why I like Tory Lane better than Gia

Tory Lane seems to be evoking Gia Carangi in these pictures from her Juliland pictorial, where she is the Girl of the Month. Or at least Angelina Jolie playing Gia Carangi.

But in the exhaustive (read: half-assed) research I did for this groundbreaking post, I notice that from Carangi to Jolie to Lane the breast size has increased. The way this is going, the next iteration will require 4D computers.

I think Lane has them both beat, however, in that she is addicted to neither heroin nor adoption.

I like this series of photographs a lot; there is a perfect combination of accessibility, insanity, substance abuse, and roominess that makes our nation great.

Compared with Jolie and Carangi, who seem somehow removed from us, in that they are behind fences.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sploiting days are here again; Chasey Reloaded; Staying symmetrical with Daisy Marie
See also: Juliland

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