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Audrey Bitoni: JGrrl of the Year

July 9, 2008 Gram the Man 0

One of the cool opportunities for gracefully aging performers in the porn industry is to start one’s own company and keep your name alive by […]

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Working on your NightMoves awards

July 9, 2008 Gram the Man 1

Even casual observers of adult awards will notice that the same people and projects tend to be nominated over the course of the several annual […]

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AVN Awards 2008: Reliving the dream

June 12, 2008 Gram the Man 1

The AVN Awards show gets bigger every year, and this January the event was covered by Showtime, which is getting chummier and chummier with the […]

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XRCO from the outside in

May 5, 2008 Gram the Man 1

I have been at the U.N. Conference on Porn, Sex Work, Erotica, and General Waywardness in Trieste this weekend so I did not have the […]

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Backstage at the XBiz Awards: A Night of Heroes

February 8, 2008 Gram the Man 6

I am not saying that the Porno-Industrial Complex does not deserve to honor itself or that pornfolk do not deserve recognition for their hard work, […]

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Tera Patrick: "I want world domination"

January 7, 2008 Gram the Man 0

“I never set out to be the world’s most famous pussy,” Tera Patrick said. Tera Patrick is all over Las Vegas this week. Dueling billboards […]

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Tommy Gunn casts the first bone

January 2, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Porn is not a 9 to 5 job, and in addition to the extra-curricular activities associated with being a porn star (mentoring, celebrity golf tournaments, […]

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Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn

December 28, 2007 Gram the Man 1

During a brief ceremony at the Lamplighter Restaurant this morning, the vaunted National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts changed the name of its annual […]

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Interpreting the AVN Nominations – A Primer

November 27, 2007 Gram the Man 1

If one were to download the PDF version of this year’s AVN nominations in 120 categories it would result in a document 58 pages long. […]

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AVN to announce nominees today, grousing set to begin thereafter

November 26, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Nominees for the 2008 AVN Awards will be announced today, sources say, with other sources confirming plans for a 45-day stretch of bitching to commence […]

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Expanded XBiz Awards categories still a fraction of AVN’s

November 1, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Despite increasing the number of trophies it will distribute in next February’s 6th annual XBiz Awards to include performer honors, XBiz was dismayed to learn […]

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Adultcon Awards Saturday

June 5, 2007 Gram the Man 0

The first annual Adultcon Awards will take place on Saturday at Sunset Strip’s Key Club, to be followed by a party there. Presenting at the […]

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Case Study: Porn rumors and how to handle them

May 23, 2007 Gram the Man 3

I try to get a few independent sources before I print anything I hear as a rumor. That is why I print very few adult […]

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Pipedream smokes competition despite dubious reality

May 3, 2007 Gram the Man 0

The National Association of Container Distributors has presented its Gold Award to Pipedream’s Lover’s Cocktail, despite my incredulity that such an organization existed. “Oh, we […]

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FAME Awards actually have cool prizes

April 30, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Unless they are used for bludgeoning enemies, most award trophies are useless. You need to set aside space for them, often building display cases that […]

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XRCO Night at Forbidden City

March 28, 2007 Gram the Man 0

The X-Rated Critics’ Organization Awards will be held at Forbidden City on the corner of Hollywood and Vine on Thursday, April 5. Doors open at […]

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Adultcon Awards nominations open

February 22, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Remember yesterday when I said that the only thing that could ease me out of my despair was an awards show? Well, Adultcon will be […]

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Summer Haze wrestles for the dead, lost causes

February 21, 2007 Gram the Man 2

Like a gang-banging St. Jude, Summer Haze for some reason will inscribe the names of “fallen stars from the family of X” into her Ladies […]

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Gram Ponante.com announces Also-Ranny winners

November 21, 2006 Gram the Man 8

At a small ceremony at the Valley Ball breakfast buffet this morning Gram Ponante.com’s parent company announced the winners of the Also-Rannies, awards given to […]

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Will there be another Temptation Awards?

July 30, 2006 Gram the Man 0

The band didn’t even play any Rush songs.

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