Working on the Night Moves with Bailey Blue
Bailey Blue looks like the type of woman Bob Seger would write a song about.
“billy glide”
Not the Best of BTO: “Big Tit Orgy”
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.
More Like Temporarily “Wet Tits,” but whatever—they’re still tits
Perhaps the biggest surprise of this movie—other than the fact that the tits dry off so fast—is that there weren’t more movies called “Wet Tits.”
These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
“Backdoor to Chyna” renews my hope for the celebrity sex tape
You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.
Maybe Jessica Bangkok can’t play the piano, Amy Chua, but she knows how to live
Every teacher from Sting to Jeff Daniels’ character in “Terms of Endearment” to whatever Garp’s wife’s name was (I’m not going to look it up—do I look Chinese to you?) can tell you that you shouldn’t pluck the low-hanging fruit that is a besotted student.
“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.
Sex on a Plane: “Passenger 69”
The number 69 should be retired if pornographers are going to continue misusing it. I felt the same way when a certain position was not displayed in “This Ain’t The Mission XXX.”
The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
The Blumpkin and the coming Rapture
Receiving this image of the two-fisted Arianna Jolie from my pals at XXX Urban Legends, the company that puts on film the things one might […]
The Couches of Orange County
Many people pierce the Orange Curtain only with trepidation, but that is where some of our nation’s finest reality pornography is being shot, specifically on […]
Taylor Rain’s Dunatics of Dune
As you well know, there is nothing I like more than oiling down my leathers, jumping on my Harley, and heading out to Sturgis, Laughlin, […]