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Some Fantastic Place: Catching Up with Mika Tan

August 2, 2021 Gram the Man 3

Mika Tan isn’t just a voluptuous Asian to me.

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Today in Collective Terms: A Wrath of Buttholes

August 14, 2016 Gram the Man 1

…even on a movie with a small crew, one is guaranteed to see twice as many gaping buttholes on set as are advertised on the boxcover.

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How 9/11 Prepared Me for My Porn Career

September 11, 2015 Gram the Man 0

For me, porn was an escape from reality TV.

Porner’s Almanac 6 with Alexis Grace

March 6, 2014 Gram the Man 1

Both the L.A. River and Alexis Grace’s tits, apparently, are big and wet, is all I’m saying.

Performer Dick Tracy Dies during Arrest

November 23, 2013 Gram the Man 3

Dick Tracy was the third performer since 2010 who has died after altercations with police.

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Sledge Hammer’s memorial was just how he would have liked it

April 23, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Dozens of friends and colleagues of Marland “Sledge Hammer” Anderson mingled and reminisced at the late performer’s memorial service in Woodland Hills yesterday.

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Sledge Hammer succumbs to knife, Taser

April 14, 2012 Gram the Man 2

Marland Anderson, also known as the performer Sledge Hammer, died April 13 at age 39.

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Welcome to Spurta: “The Four”

February 10, 2012 Gram the Man 3

Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.

Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done

November 4, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Thus, the boxcover of “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4” states “Now with blacker Negroes!”

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Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done

October 23, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Now more than ever, adult companies must respond to the demands of a consumer base increasingly tempted by free porn. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures […]

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“Tru Lies”: Like the “Pina Colada Song,” but with no dunes

March 15, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I might be going out on a limb here, but at no time does sex really need to happen in this movie.

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Michael Ninn’s “Sacred Sin”

November 15, 2006 Gram the Man 0

“…this movie is a far cry from ‘Jamie’s Cryin,” but thoughtful couples may want to reach down between their legs and ease the seat back regardless.”

What a long strange FIP it’s been

July 20, 2002 Gram the Man 1

My first story about the adult industry left a few things out.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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