I don’t expect Dennis Hof of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch to remember me, even if I’ve eaten In-n-Out Burgers with him and met him several other times. Have I had an HBO show? No, I haven’t. I am indistinguishable from the next person; I blend in everywhere I go. Regardless, when I shook his hand [...]
Everyone to be the same at 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo
Used to be you’d know a porn performer by his tiny head or by the way she’d reflexively cringe when you approached her, but no more. Now they look just like you. Or so say organizers of January’s Adult Entertainment Expo, where for the first time fans will perform on a stage at the rear [...]
Same time last year: Pink Clam, Yellow Couch Edition
On the set of The Da Vinci Load with the late Haley Paige (December 7, 2005) Casey Parker’s laundry nipple; Sunny Lane’s velvety ass (December 4, 2006) You want to fuck it, but not drink it (December 5, 2005) April Flores busts out all over (December 5, 2007) What I should have pegged as the [...]
All we want is what’s beyond Roller Dollz
In April of this year I traveled to a place called Glendale on the very edge of Los Angeles, just past Thunderdome on the way to Oblivion. East of Glendale, Southern California musters up a last bit of courage and becomes Pasadena, which acts as sort of a “Glendale? What was I thinking?” but then [...]
“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel
With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.
Erotica L.A. in a nutrag
As the adult industry adapts to a changing economy it also continues to evolve. Nowhere was porn’s dedication to the new sexual aesthetic more apparent than at this weekend’s Erotica L.A., in which fans in and out of wheelchairs sampled the erotic future of 22″ rims, glass bongs, and scented candles. And, in a tribute [...]
Sunny Lane bares her chess in North Hollywood
Many people believe that porn is not hard work. “I’ve seen Behind the Scenes footage,” you might say. “They just lie there and send text messages.” While that might be true, there is a lot of work that went into just lying there, including a lot of standing up. If you want to see someone [...]
XRCO from the outside in
I have been at the U.N. Conference on Porn, Sex Work, Erotica, and General Waywardness in Trieste this weekend so I did not have the time to write in depth about last week’s XRCO awards. Here is the most comprehensive coverage you could ever read. The Highlands Nightclub in Hollywood has become the de facto [...]
RudeTV sprouts from the grave of KSEX
It’s one thing that adult-oriented Internet TV station RudeTV has taken a good deal of the staff of the former KSEXRadio, but it must seem a little on the nose that the new station has moved into KSEX’ old studio. KSEXRadio was a beloved old garage band of a business that was characteristic of the [...]
The Make Up – Ponante & Cachapero review
Joanne and I disagreed. Or at least she saw potential in “The Make Up” where I saw a swing and a miss.
Pussy Party via The Ass
Sometimes writing headlines makes this line of work seem so tawdry, and unequal to the great events taking place in it every day. Like Nicki Hunter returning to active performing after being sidelined by leukemia treatments for nearly a year, and a dildo that is also a bong, and Flower Tucci letting me use her [...]
Not the Bradys XXX
Studio: Hustler/X-a PlayDirector: Will RyderCast: Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Mike Horner, Lynn LeMay, James Deen, Aurora Snow, Leah Luv, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Lane, Paulina James, Veronique Vega Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot While Not the Bradys XXX is not a porn parody the way The Da Vinci Load was, in that it [...]
Industry shocker: Adam & Eve to sponsor party far away from adult industry
The news is not that Adam & Eve is helping to sponsor a pajama and lingerie party at the Palms Casino next weekend in support of the September release of Eden, but that it has chosen a location and a time that ensures the fewest possible members of the Porn Valley adult industry can attend. [...]
Pussy Party 21 caption contest
Some early contenders: “See how much easier it is when there’s no head?” Pimlico veterinarians struggle to save Barbaro “Wherever that foul ball went, we’re splitting the difference on ebay” After eating the torso, lesbian zombies become curiously distracted – Andrew Previously: Hunters gather funds, but don’t hit lotto at Grotto; Scenes from a Pussy [...]
Friday fusillade of filth
As you know, I spend an hour or less on porn sets because after a certain amount of time it’s always: “Grams, let me warm up on you” or “Grams, please hold me” or (this was uncomfortable) “Grams, I can only get hard if I watch you type.” So here are some bits and pieces [...]


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