Paige Ashley: First Class Mail-Order Bride
For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot and can do whatever crosses her mind, sassy Brit Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.
TJ Cummings
Why is this woman unemployed?
“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking.
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
“Turbo Rock”‘s girls together outrageously
“Turbo Rock” is a very special porn movie that will make you learn to love groupies and enemas again.
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”