Taylor Wane, the governess the young Ponantes never had, has joined with Nasstoys to debut a novelty line.
“I’m gonna start a war on you man,
you diss my motor, laugh at my garms
so I’m gonna box you bruv.
You’re ridin around in your flash Mercedes
piss on my manor, BOY! you take ‘berties!
chirpsin our birds, but you don’t belong.
Lookin at me from your wine lovin hooter
disrespecting us boyz, but WE know where our roots are
you fink you’re so great
and you fink that we’re scum.
See these shoes?
They’re genuine Moschinos.
Look at what you got on,
a pair of crusty beige chinos
I got sovereigns bruv, and I’ll mash up your face,” Wane did not say.
Taylor Wane’s first item will be the upturned Ass and Pussy, a toy that you can have sex with doggy style. “I am amazed how real it feels and when you spank them, they react just like the real thing jiggling erotically after each smack,” she actually said, or her press releases said she said.
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