Update – My roommate Jeff Mullen (Sunny Lane’s mom does our laundry every Thursday) called to clarify some things about AllMediaPlay’s upcoming party:
“I will not allow any regular dudes in this private party,” he said. “This will be much better than the others because of this.”
We at Gram Ponante Towers and Aviary assume that the three films to beat at January’s AVN Awards are going to be Digital Playground’s and Adam & Eve’s Pirates, Ninnworx’ Catherine, and New Sensations’ Dark Angels 2. Personal preference aside, each of these films has a lot of financial and publicity energy behind it; Pirates had a red carpet premiere at the Egyptian Theatre, Catherine generated several months of incremental press releases, and next Saturday Dark Angels 2 is co-sponsoring a party at a secret location.
I asked several AllMediaPlay functionaries where this party was to be held.
“A bus station?”
“No.”
“Your mom’s house?”
“No.”
“Sunny Lane’s mom’s house?”
“No.”
“Am I still invited?”
“No.”
Finally, they said that the location would be announcced Thursday, November 10.
Q. Why are these girls licking an apple?
A. I don’t know.
Mullen clarified, “The girls are biting an apple because that was the sexiest shot I could find as it was just shot on the set of Hustler’s Barely Legal Innocence #4 the other day.”
These multi-company parties (this one will be sponsored by AEBN, SugarDVD, LA Direct Models, Sex Z Pictures, Hustler Video, VCA Pictures, Xflix, Metro Interactive, VVVXXX, Digital Sin, X-Play, and the Free Speech Coalition – and let me tell you, the Free Speech Coalition knows how to get WILD) are great social occasions that allow one to commune with oneself and other drunk people in a controlled environment.
Sample conversation:
Guy: Are you looking at my girlfriend?
GP: The girl who was in Wet, Detailed and Nailed and who has her tits in my face?
Guy: I said, “Are you looking at my girlfriend?”
or:
“Out of all the names out there, you chose ‘Puma‘?”
This event is billed as the biggest porn party of the year (the other ones have been, too, but what the hell) and there will be no differentiation between the VIP Room and the main room. That means we will all be VIPs and we will all NOT be VIPs. A VCA operative said, “Long live the proletariat.”
Mullen stated, “Only porn people and Hollywood celebrities will be there.”
“This could be the greatest porn party ever because every gorgeous of age girl in the business will be there and we will all be drinking in the industry only huge VIP area without all of that club style intermingling,” he added, breathlessly.
Make the case for your VIP status here.
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