Because the adult industry has been around since I founded it in 1971, nowadays people have to be creative with their porn titles (for example, I’m looking at one now called Bombarded with Sperm). Back in the day, however, porn titles had the luxury of being much more direct.
That is why 1986′ Pink Clam is so refreshing. You can’t be more direct than that, unless you count 1971’s Woman Being Anally Penetrated by a Penis Larger than Most, then Smoking Afterward And Saying Things like “This Is My Happening, And It’s Freaking Me Out.”
New York’s Video-X-Pix is releasing this and other classic titles, including Blonde in Black Stockings, Bang Bang, and 1979’s Ron Jeremy feature Sizzle.
So…I guess that makes you the Al Gore of porn.