Thank you, The Internet, for reassuring me that people can get off on anything, including but not limited to:
1) Photos of women peeling off their skin to reveal they are actually men, aliens or monsters. This site isn’t the work of one lone sociopath, either. Like a dozen people contributed pictures.
2) Bukkake Cookies This site includes a recipe, as well as instructions on making realistic looking jizz from white icing. But maybe you could just jerk off on the cookies yourself.
3) Naked pictures of Monty Python’s Eric Idle.
We are all wonderful and I don’t want any of you to ever forget how special you are.
The Closet Monster site is just wierd. And not in a good way.