Believing the strangest things, loving the Sex Mannequin
The beauty of Maria Beatty’s simple Sex Mannequin is that there is just enough left unexplained in the movie to make the subtle, naturally […]
Month: November 2007
Amy Fisher: "I always wawnted to be a pawn staw"
Regardless of whether celebrity sex tapes are any good – and the ones I’ve seen are not – they sell huge. I was dismayed to […]
Pornic Voices: Blind Item
As many fresh talent disembark buses, their boyfriend’s motorcycle, and AVN’s zeppelin each day for filming in Porn Valley, some don’t put their best foot […]
Adam & Eve’s house that porn built
North Carolina porn concern Adam & Eve joined with a local Habitat for Humanity to build a house for a formerly unlucky family, and they […]
Moxxie Maddron is ZZ Top
In ZZ Top’s 1980’s renaissance (not that I was alive then, I’ve just seen archival footage), the band’s videos depicted the trio arriving in dusty […]
Inari Vachs and Ten Years After
Max Hardcore is releasing his back catalog through JM Productions, so the other day I watched a scene between Max and Inari Vachs that was […]
Brooke Haven provides thoughtful alternative to fucking her brains in
You know, I used to work for Corporate America, but I’m a butterfly, man; and butterflies are free to fly. I didn’t like being told […]
Gram’s dilemma: Should I sue?
So many people I know are filing nuisance jackass lawsuits within the porn world that I feel (and I felt this way when Tera Patrick […]
Richelle Ryan is Pussy Party’s forgotten heroine
No one forgot Richelle, of course, but where else can you see a headline like that? Where? I am the finest crafter of headlines in […]
The Porner’s Almanac: Stop your sobbing
This week I talk about how it is physically impossible to masturbate while weeping. Masturbate effectively, I mean. I also talk about what chatroom buffoons […]
Porn elbow: Mena’s POV past clouds tennis career
I spoke with Geoff Mena, occasionally known as Chef Jeff, who last month was fired from his job at an Arizona community recreational facility when […]
Expanded XBiz Awards categories still a fraction of AVN’s
Despite increasing the number of trophies it will distribute in next February’s 6th annual XBiz Awards to include performer honors, XBiz was dismayed to learn […]
Halloween leftover: Ashley Laurence vs. Britney Spears in Hell
“We have such sights to show you.” Feeling poorly and doubting the power of any Halloween party to approximate the costumes I see all year […]