Does Caprica look like Zion to you?
Having watched the pilot episode of “Caprica” (or, as we say at Gram Ponante Towers, Daggett Kennel, Viper Dock, and Resurrection Ship, “One Tree Galactica” […]
Month: April 2009
420-especially-friendly: Bong Load Girls
As previously discussed, Rob Rotten’s “Bong Load Girls” is now available on DVD as of this most relevant of days. I have this exact same […]
Casey Parker
Casey Parker enters porn, me. 2006.
Violation is in the eyes of the beholder or: Kylie Ireland is bad for glass
Kylie Ireland’s epic porn set tale of champagne wishes.
Naked Ambition: Porn stars photographed, interviewed
Photographer Michael Grecco brought a movie camera along when he was shooting the stills for the coffeetable book “Naked Ambition: An R-Rated Look at an […]
Arianna Huffington validates porn parodies
The Huffington Post has compiled a list of porn parodies by XPlay, Hustler, and New Sensations and let their creators speak for themselves. “The level […]
Crack Whore Confessions now available from Samuel French
A while ago I watched the movie Crack Whore Confessions 3 and I have been haunted, I tell you, by the imagery. Scroll down to […]
XRCO Awards tonight
I was a voter for tonight’s X-Rated Critics’ Organization (XRCO) Awards, and I look forward to seeing (from afar, alas, I will be in another […]
Dirty 30’s 8
Studio: PornfidelityDirector: Kelly and Ryan MadisonCast: Brandy Edwards, Hunter Bryce, Brittany O’Connell, Claire Dames, Ryan Madison, Kelly Madison Portions of this review also appeared on […]
Japanese porn awards honor Kirara Asuka, prayer
Anyone who has ever attended an adult awards show knows that there is no possible way for them to be improved. When one looks up […]
Before They Were Porn Stars: Screech
Before rocketing to fame as the star of Screeched, Dustin Diamond was a teen actor on the show Saved By the Bell, along with another […]
AVN sends employees, lawsuit to XBiz
AVN yesterday filed suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against rival XBiz, claiming the upstart adult trade publication misappropriated trade secrets and generated unfair competition […]
Movie offers Look inside dressing rooms
“Look,” director Adam Rifkin’s 2007 film about the prevalence of security cameras and their use in capturing the interwoven stories of, among other people, hot […]
Lisa Ann snatches Eminem from obscurity
Lisa Ann becomes the first porn star to reprise a character she created for an adult film in Eminem’s “We Made You.” And she, as […]
Marilyn Chambers: Beyond the Far Door
Marilyn Chambers, who provided one of the first – and most flattering – definitions of “porn star,” was found dead Easter evening. She would have […]
“Hell Is Where the Party Is”
Studio: Miss Lucifer.tv Director: Louis Xypher Cast:Viva Style, Silvia Saint, Angel Dark, Natalli Di Angelo, Loona Luxx, Julia Taylor, Jennifer Stone Portions of this review […]
Girlfriends???
Studio: Third World MediaDirector: Ed HunterCast: Talita, Paola Felix, Erika, Gisely, Nicole, Thays, Nataly, Paola Lima Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot With […]
Happy Easter or: Don’t cross Mika Tan
Mika Tan and director Ernest Greene take a break from the filming of The Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sophia […]
Kelly Wells
Kelly Wells gets ready for her closeup, March, 2006.
BBW alarmists: lighten up
Something about this week made me long for the rich taste of a Wendy’s Baconator, and I have been passed out atop a pile of […]