My Sexy Life: Phoenix Marie
Studio: MuffiaDirector: Phoenix MarieCast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Adriana Nicole You know who’s sexy in […]
Month: October 2009
Your weekend cavalcade of pubes
The late director Jim Holliday narrated a 1988 compilation called “Only the Best of Breasts” that should make anyone fall in love with Desiree Cousteau […]
Grey, Obama accept accolades with humility
Sasha Grey will keynote the 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo, according to an announcement delivered the same week that Barack Obama was chosen as the winner […]
Girls And Corpses Night at Club Hell
It’s so important to support the arts in a city that thinks more of a five-and-under on “Three And A Half Men” than it does […]
What Didn’t Happen
He knew why he’d said it: he’d thought it was funny. But remorse set in, as it did for Ray, quickly, on little cat feet, […]
Precogs, Anabots, and why dumb girls are hot
Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 […]
Adventures on the Open Internet with Ava Rose
This morning America requires me to be in beautiful downtown Burbank. But how can I post my usual musings on rape, bestiality, gaping, milk enemas, […]
What we can learn from "The Barbary Coast"
Recently I finished Herbert Asbury’s 1939 book “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco Underworld,” and it gave me an idea about […]
The Power of the Dawn of Man seduces you
If you are not familiar with this series from Pink Visual, it features scripted (but it’s easy to forget) vignettes of predatory couples prowling parking lots for innocent teens to debase. It feels real to me.
The Only thing wrong with "The Sex Files"
…is the title. And that wasn’t even their fault. See the review here. In the meantime, enjoy these pictures. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kimberly […]
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
Emy Reyes: Straight outta Tegucigalpa
Honduras’ own Emy Reyes joins Pride of Philadelphia Stoya in “Jack’s Playground 23,” an excellent movie that nevertheless sometimes suffers from too much plot and, in Riley Steele’s case, not enough sandwiches.
Letterman porn to be shot this weekend?
Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably. Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just […]
“Orgy at the Villa,” and Sophie Dee’s archival breasts
Private’s “Orgy at the Villa” is exactly what you would expect from debauched Europeans with their five-week vacations and universal healthcare: a multi-ethnic joyride of […]
OverStuffed 9
Studio: JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Allison Pierce, Kendra Secrets, Anjanette Astoria, Noname Jane, Anita Blue Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot There is a […]
What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle
We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the […]