Stoya and I happened to be seated next to each other at a timeshare demonstration when I got up to mingle with the other retirees, pay-per-minute millionaires, and fans of Tanya Roberts in the room. During that time, Stoya took this picture with my camera:
I discovered the picture later and did a perfect spit take (but not with my mouth).
“It’s shaped differently,” Stoya pointed out. “It sort of goes to the side.”
“It’s smirking at me like Billy Idol. I can’t take my eyes (without a face) from it.”
If everyone who stole my camera took a picture of her vagina, well, the Fotomat guy probably wouldn’t spend so much time fretting about his diabetes. Think what Stoya would have done had I left my Etch A Sketch!
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she has a hot little twat.