Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish

Gentile-passing porn star James Deen has joined most decidedly Chosen girlfriend Joanna Angel on Heeb Magazine’s “Heeb 100.”

The list is published annually by the magazine that does for hip Jews what the “Mick” and “Cracker” publications did for the Irish and non-Irish Caucasian communities, respectively.

Angel, who herself made the Heeb 100 list in 2005, once told me that all she wanted was to win AVN’s Best Jew award.

But, while Angel holds a special place in the loin areas of most Gentiles, Deen’s choice of a Nice Jewish Porn Star as a significant other must have both relieved and repelled his mother.

So Mazel Tov, James Deen. What makes this night more important than any other night? (Hint: you’re not supposed to say “a 10-inch schlong”)

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Joanna Angel’s sausage factory; Monique Alexander gets a call from Santa; Arianna Huffington validates porn paroodies
See also: Heeb