Close Personal FriendTM Salman Rushdie would have to agree that, if it came down to one or the other, Brooke Haven should stay and his “Satanic Verses” should go.
Haven was on the set of DCypher’s nichetastic “Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians” today, and the director assured me that each of the books the librarians were protecting from benighted illiterate townsfolk were from his own collection.
“I just took them off the bookshelf and brought them here,” he said.
It is good to know that the world has become so multiculturally sensitive that even porn movie okies will seek to ban a book that purportedly slanders The Prophet.
More later on this three-act mini-feature, but the lesson for today is that Reading Remains Fundamental.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Brooke Haven provides thoughtful alternative to fucking her brains in; Dcypher becomes ronin
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Brooke Haven has always been one of my favorites. I saw her dancing a few years ago and she puts on a great show.