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Month: August 2009

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The Way things are going, they’re gonna Krossify me

August 31, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Kayden Kross gets crucified, it’s true, but it’s one of those naked crucifixions. Not only that, but one of the stations of the Kross is […]

The Upper Floor and underground of Kink.com

August 31, 2009 Gram the Man 0

San Francisco’s Kink.com, founded in 1997 as a single, catch-all fetish website, has grown to an umbrella organization comprising almost 20 specific, constantly updated websites […]

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Vivid goes interracial with Choco Tacos

August 26, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Conan O’Brien recently walked across Cahuenga Blvd. to meet Vivid girls Meggan Mallone, Monique Alexander, and Sunny Leone. Should the porn industry have to leave […]

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Westward Ho or: The Frog Pimps

August 25, 2009 Gram the Man 4

I am reading an excellent book by “Gangs of New York” author Herbert Asbury called “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco […]

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Today in porn swag: The 8th Day is a work of (Ohio) Art

August 25, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Today I watched director Ren Savant’s “The 8th Day,” which should clean up at the various awards-granting shows next year and for which I will […]

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The 8th Day

August 25, 2009 Gram the Man 1

How bad can the end of the world be if it’s got Kayden Kross in it?

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“Big Wet Asses” aren’t just about the big wet asses anymore

August 24, 2009 Gram the Man 6

Precision is the enemy of grabbing as many handfuls of hot, greased women as possible.

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When condomless porn is illegal or: If You Like Pina Coladas

August 24, 2009 Gram the Man 4

Like in “The Godfather,” when Clemenza says to Michael that every five, ten years there needs to be a war to clean out the bad […]

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Finally, Justice: Vivid’s good name restored after 48 hours

August 23, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Now and then the porn industry’s name is blackened and sullied, and does anyone do anything about it? No. Until now. Rocking back and forth […]

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Cal/OSHA plaintiffs save adult DVD industry

August 21, 2009 Gram the Man 5

The solution to the dying adult DVD market? Large-scale purchases for the purpose of registering complaints. Los Angeles-based AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) yesterday filed complaints […]

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Tina Tyler ready for the old In-N-Out

August 21, 2009 Gram the Man 3

Tina Tyler, who left Porn Valley in April to begin treatment for cancer in Montreal (the herb-friendly Canadian started her treatment on 4/20), thinks the […]

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So long for now, Lorelei or: Lorelei Lee’s shocking departure

August 20, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Lorelei Lee left today on a cross-country road trip to New York, where she will be attending graduate school. At San Francisco’s Kink.com Armory, Lee […]

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If you want to be Hollie Stevens, be Hollie Stevens

August 20, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Hollie Stevens is one of my favorite porn performers. Why? Because she really makes me think. On a trip to San Francisco this week, Stevens […]

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Nina Hartley’s heart-shaped ass as a fundamental human right

August 18, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Nina Hartley donated some ass-pinkening for the greater good last weekend at the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Foundation’s first Los Angeles fundraiser, which featured a great […]

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Stench of a Woman: Straight for Pay with Arpad Miklos

August 18, 2009 Gram the Man 8

You are familiar with “Gay for Pay” (G4P), which refers to men who identify as straight that perform in gay-oriented movies. Gay scenes tend to […]

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Joanna Angel’s sausage factory or: Death camp for cutie

August 17, 2009 Gram the Man 2

The game Joanna Angel takes a sausage, deep throats it, rubs it between Bergen County’s best breasts, and then edges it southward, below the frame […]

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Sex in public with April O’Neil

August 17, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Of course I love the pictures of April O’Neil spreading for passersby on a traffic island, but somehow it is the picture above that looks […]

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Hot interspecies action

August 17, 2009 Gram the Man 0

You should really see “District 9.” You might think South Africa is only about Paul Simon and home invasions, but this movie gives ordinary people […]

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Roadside stripping with Anjanette Astoria

August 17, 2009 Gram the Man 9

Anjanette Astoria, a MILF I know, lives in bucolic Central California and sometimes does this sort of thing on the side of the road. “It […]

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In the realm of the hot, stab-happy Asians

August 14, 2009 Gram the Man 1

The serene David Aaron Clark is completing an extra-graphic and beautiful porn adaptation of “In the Realm of the Senses” which he is calling “Pure.” […]

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