Don’t tell Pazuzu: Charlotte Vale is about 1/20th their age, collectively
Charlotte Vale nobly takes on what appears to be an art gallery full of er, docents in the fifth installment of She Is Half My […]
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Bree to sprees, Who, and Wii
I don’t normally write about contests (competition is for the weak), but Adam & Eve has launched a $25,000 holiday giveaway that offers the delicious […]
2O28: An Ass Kaydyssey Kross
The secret to longevity as a male porn performer is to be a ham. Here Evan Stone steals focus from the centerpiece of the scene […]
Strippers, Cthulhu for Halloween
Service providers such as strippers are providing more for less in the current economy, as you will see in this video from the horror collective […]
Marilyn Chambers at 57, Wonder Woman at 66
Marilyn Chambers was signing autographs at a Girls And Corpses magazine event at Sunset Blvd.’s Meltdown Comics Saturday night. Having never seen one of her […]
Today in porn swag: Pirates 2
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge arrived today in a simple cardboard box with a four-disc Extended Edition of the movie (spoiler: Katsuni plays the Mouth of […]
Pirates II premiere: Expensive Joonetang!
Tonight was the long awaited premiere of Digital Playground’s Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. I have been told (and I believe) that this movie is the […]
Carmen Luvana: the mosaic is the message
The Wind tool is pretty impressive; it suggests that life is fleeting. But the Mesh disguise makes Carmen’s parts appear to be seen through a Mossad operative’s nightvision scope. Why would he be doing that? Isn’t the West Bank enough?
Upstairs/Downstairs with Tatiana Kush and Nicki Hunter (and these dudes)
In a gated community among rolling hills to the west of Porn Valley lies Bell Canyon. Just weeks ago I went to a barbecue down […]
Almost heaven: Breast, vagina
“Life is old there,” Courtney Cummz didn’t explain of her return to West Virginia to dance tonight. “Older than the trees.” Cummz headlines tonight at […]
April Flores, Carlos Batts at Comic-Con
Most porn movies are horror flicks only unintentionally, but Carlos Batts’ Kiss Attack, which he made for Adam & Eve and which comes with a […]
In Search Of… Jenny Hendrix
Jenny Hendrix is neither Miley Cyrus nor the ringer bait in this dating site ad. “thats def not me… LOL,” Hendrix told me as we […]
Mandy Morbid: Cthulhu is my copilot
Tentacular Canadian Mandy Morbid (TCMM) is visited by the chief of The Old Ones in a new video on her site, shot like it’s Abraham […]
Sasha Grey: A Day without porn
Sasha Grey talks about Colecovision like it’s porn but otherwise doesn’t talk about porn at all in a refreshing article in the Gamers’ magazine Giant […]
The Texas Vibrator Massacre
Studio: Punx Productions/MetroDirector: Rob RottenCast: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn, Jaime Elle, Rob Rotten, Herschel Savage, Seth Dickens Portions of this review […]
AVN sold to Dunkin’ Donuts
The AVN acquisition will be reflected in Dunkin’ Donuts’ branding by means of a new motto (“Good Fuckin’ Doughnuts”) and the renaming of the company’s Large Regular coffee to BBW.
Jandi Lin: "We Can Be Nerds Together"
I think the Doozers will have to build a Geek Retaining Wall around Jandi Lin, because I can see incoming slobber on Dradis. Lin. tattooed […]
Report: Ohio voters concerned smiles, ass-fucking at odds
I have harbored these two DVDs in my office for nearly a month but have been scared to open them, because I am confused. The […]
Audrey Bitoni: Not that kind of Cardassian
By astutely feigning ignorance of Kim Kardashian, the producers of Getting It Up with the Kardassians instead stumble full force into a group more rabid […]
Jewel De’Nyle and the rise of the British Empire
Now assay, said Sir Ector unto Sir Kay. And anon he pulled at the sword with all his might; but it would not be. Now […]