“Kara Thrace hung out in the green room,” said David Aaron Clark, seen here backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel Show with frequent AVN Awards host Jim-Norton, Katee Sackhoff, and Belladonna . “J. Lo’s husband did not hang out in the green room.” Previously: Caprica Six gets a ten; Hotter than a BalrogSee also: David Aaron [...]

Looking at the box covers of Raincoater’s Point of View 6 and Send it Down 3, shot one month apart this year and featuring someone named Naomi Cruise, my first thought was “Who are these two people?”, because they couldn’t be the same person. Read more after the gap. But they are the same person. [...]

Free spirit Hollie Stevens sent along this picture of herself and Daisy Laine from last week’s Comic-con in San Diego where they represented the Clown Porn and Girls & Corpses concerns. You would be forgiven for thinking they were just undergoing the manic phase of their bipolar cycles but No, they are supposed to be [...]

This picture of Lana Croft in Red Light District’s Obscene Behavior 2 reminds me of the scene in Shirley Jackson’s “The Haunting of Hill House” in which (lesbians) Eleanor and (come on, they’re so lesbians) Theodora clutch each other in a dark room against some unseen creepy thing outside, only to realize when the lights [...]

You’d think that the Geek Squad wouldn’t have to resort to stealing porn since they already get to keep those cool Beetles. The comments on Consumerist’s story about how the Gawker Media website used a program like Remote Desktop or Timbuktu to catch a Geek Squad employee downloading a client’s personal photos – that included [...]

I consulted my 12-year-old self, who proclaimed Private’s Sex Secrets of the Yeti “even better than Krull“. It hasn’t snowed in Los Angeles since 1962, so the idea of porn shot in the snow almost seems like science fiction. Leave it to the wacky Europeans to make Sex Secrets of the Yeti, in which different [...]

As you can see from this dramatic photograph from the set of Mayhem’s Assploitations 8, Tory Lane’s ass was so prevalent that only one flap of her former wardrobe remained. In fact, her ass is like a poltergeist: “strong enough to punch a hole into this world and take your daughter away from you” – [...]

XL Girls Magazine has released XL Extra #5, featuring mesmerizing shots like these, with flesh undulating like the sentient waves of Solaris. One can’t help but get in a Comic-Con mood when reading the marketing copy of this movie, which promises “Horny plumpers satisfy their craving for manflesh!” The scholar will remember that manflesh is [...]

Ninnworx and Woodman Entertainment are having a sales tournament for blessed artifacts from Pierre Woodman’s Xcalibur, which received Best Director and Best Movie honors at this year’s Brussels Erotica awards. Ninnworx is distributing the title in North America. 43rdpresidentoftheunitedstates asks: Grams, where’s Brussels?A: It is in Belgium, which is in Europe. Europe is famous for [...]

Paige Turner (get it?) stars in BadAss Pictures’ Virgin Patrol 3. Virgin Patrols, as you know, are a provision of the USA PATRIOT Act and are now being, as patrols always are, “stepped up”. Bob Seger wrote a song called “Turn the Page” which deals with the loneliness of the road-bound performer: Well, you walk [...]

Here is Alira Astro from Galactic Girls, one of my favorite websites. I think there is no better non-verbal warning of vagina dentata than tattooing a gargoyle down there. Or she might be saying “Enter the cathedral”. Either way, it’s time to go back to church. Previously: Hotter than a Balrog; Trina Michaels for Industry; [...]

Tricia Helfer, who plays one of those new model skinjob Cylons on “Battlestar Galactica”, has boldly gone where Grace Park and Katee Sackhoff should follow in disrobing for Playboy. Will Playboy go after all of that ragtag, fugitive fleet on their combined quest: a shining planet known as Earth? All I can say is that [...]

Today, having never operated a video camera before or called the shots on an adult production, I directed my first porn scene. The purity of my vision and my lack of corruption by the forces of “Big Porn” allowed for my unchained intensity to shine through on a scene between Tee Real and the well-appointed [...]

San Francisco’s Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP-USA) has advised parents and gamers to “vote with their dollars” and boycott the videogame Grand Theft Auto. “We object to any media which represents sex workers as legitimate targets of violence, rape and murder,” the organization stated, noting that it vigorously opposes censorship. SWOP said it issued the [...]

If Blue Velvet‘s Frank Booth used Roxy Music’s Bryan Ferry as a surrogate to conceive a child with Mountain’s Leslie West, Ron Royster would be the result. Royster is directing Atomic Vixens: Beyond the Valley of the Sluts for VCA. Royster is like a lot of guys I knew in sixth grade, except his love [...]

My favorite McKai quote goes something like, “It’s like getting all your friends and making a porn film.” I think that’s more important and impressive than whether or not porn is alt or alt is good.