Chupa mi culo, robe mi colchon or: Pull My Daisy
“Hi, bitch. Nice ass.”
“Thanks, bitch. Nice face.”
“Oh no you didn’t!“
“Hi, bitch. Nice ass.”
“Thanks, bitch. Nice face.”
“Oh no you didn’t!“
I am the type of person Vivid Entertainment wants on its side. The struggling company, recognizing the slow diminishment of the blonde gene, needs America’s […]
The tricked-out black Hummer in the driveway is never a dead giveaway in Woodland Hills, but the personalized plate – LXXXNGTON – was a little […]
In another part of the country I am known as Colonel Gram Ponante. That is why I was interested in hearing what Louisville’s own Memphis […]
Angie Savage and Crissy Moran do a webcam show under artificial circumstances
Briana Banks, the Vivid Girl described as “Jenna Jameson’s slutty younger sister”, volunteered for the chance to do things Vivid girls don’t normally do (like, […]
I spent some time immanentizing the eschaton with hippy freakout director Joe Gallant this week. Gallant, 48, has put together an impressive series of porn […]
Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have […]
“Where do we put the toys when they’re dirty?” Erika Kole asked at one point.
“In my ass,” Thomas replied ruefully.
I asked Ashley Blue what swear-phrases were necessary to maintain her composure throughout the day. “I like to call people a Fat Fuckin’ Faggot,” she […]
There are always exceptions, but your pal Gram prefers women he thinks he could cross the desert on. With that in mind, a while ago […]
All I wanted to see when I arrived on the set of The Da Vinci Load yesterday (and, I’ll admit it, all I ever want […]
If Blue Velvet‘s Frank Booth used Roxy Music’s Bryan Ferry as a surrogate to conceive a child with Mountain’s Leslie West, Ron Royster would be […]
With the rate at which Steveporn product is being churned out, it is not surprising that last night’s Kill Girl Kill 3 release party was […]
The Seymore Butts bus was kind of a non-event, with a lot of people and no liquor. Since Playboy and Showtime were shooting it, the […]
Lacking a pool table, the Defiance Films offices are still reminiscent of a frat house with clean carpets.
My favorite McKai quote goes something like, “It’s like getting all your friends and making a porn film.” I think that’s more important and impressive than whether or not porn is alt or alt is good.
“Sometimes the most extreme thing is what is actually exciting,” he said, “because people get burned out on the rest.”
Day One: Hollywood Across the street from the chrysanthemum warehouse where the Dutch starlet Terri Summers is about to get what’s coming on her is […]
This appeared in the February, 2003 issue of AVN Magazine. It is representative of the kind of glibness I’m embarrassed by now. AVN: Fresh Off […]
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