“It’s not like they’ll be filming “‘Another King’s Speech’ there like it’s ‘Next Friday.’”

Sex educators/futurists jessica drake and Leonard Cohen predict alternate entries

Someone born at the start of Shayla La Veaux’s porn career is now eligible to be in porn herself. “But it would be weird to do a scene with her,” says La Veaux.

“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”

Japanese pornographers No-chichi have debuted nipple-free adult material for consumers ashamed of breasts

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

“Why do Russian hookers like Prague?”

“It reminds them of home, but without the breadlines and shootings, I suppose.”

Gram thinks it’s weird that some of the biggest criticism of people who pay for sex comes from the people who are paid for sex

I sensed a deep satisfaction in the fetishy people I met that I never encountered in the world of LL Bean catalog models.

Gram wonders what the plane fare might be to the type of place in which the XRCO Awards were actually “elegant”

Hollie Stevens now has a website to help defray recovery expenses.

Gram talks with long-leggedy predatrix Sabrina Deep about Fanstalker.net

Gazzman and I speak about the notion of fidelity on porn sets

It would be easy to dismiss Manning as an egomaniac, or even to say that the puffed up ego is a show in itself, but what comes across in interviews is that Manning knows who he is, but sometimes it’s difficult to live in his own body.

“You’re more exciting than his hands, I hope,” says Bobbi Starr

Gram talks with Bobbi Starr about porn set food, and why she is the ultimate eating surface

Gram speaks with Bob Chinn on his book-based reboot of Johnny Wadd

Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, and Stoya all look so good in those flight suits that they would turn Kelly McGillis into a lesbian.

Perhaps the Old Ones, tittering behind the clouds from their blighted mansions of non-Euclidean geometries, had a tentacle in my being spared the L.A.P.D.’s latest scam.

Contrary to public belief, the European porn industry grew independently of the American one, and the Marshall Plan had nothing to do with it.