“When you asked me if I had seen ‘Winter’s Bone,’ I thought you meant Edgar Winters,” says Porn Valley Observed reader Larry Smathers. “I defy you to put a picture of Edgar Winters on your site.”
And I defy—nay, encourage—any reader to gather his resources to make the definitive porn version of the Edgar Winters story. Why? Because his story is Porn’s Story.
After all, what woman packing bolted-on funbags desn’t know what it is to be “Frankenstein”? What studio head, battling dropping DVD sales due to piracy, doesn’t feel like the nation is taking a “Free Ride”?
(And if you know any other Edgar Winter song, you can use that, too. I’m just glad Larry didn’t mention Norman Greenbaum.)
Mostly, though, “Edgar Winter’s Bone” needs to be made because albinism counts as interracial.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: “The King’s Seed”
It would be awesome to see an all-albino release, but then I suppose the director would be required by the laws of porn to include some little people in the cast. Maybe a little pissing.