“Pron” is Disney’s biggest porn parody since “Pirates”
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
Month: March 2011
Best of Inbox Nudes 3.30.11
I remember thinking, “That’s a little on the nose, isn’t it? I mean, you don’t have to draw me a map.”
Bobbi Starr’s PepsiCo stock goes way up
Gram talks with Bobbi Starr about porn set food, and why she is the ultimate eating surface
MontagFoto 3.28.11
Gram extols the educational benefits of watching porn movies involving teachers
Johnny Wadd’s meatier “Flesh”: An Interview with Bob Chinn
Gram speaks with Bob Chinn on his book-based reboot of Johnny Wadd
“Top Guns”: Finally a heteroerotic movie about planes
Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, and Stoya all look so good in those flight suits that they would turn Kelly McGillis into a lesbian.
Gothic.net party: Sinister, Malice
Perhaps the Old Ones, tittering behind the clouds from their blighted mansions of non-Euclidean geometries, had a tentacle in my being spared the L.A.P.D.’s latest scam.
Best of Inbox Nudes 3.23.11
Gram shares his favorite of this week’s Inbox Nudes
Letter from Gazzman: Porny blondes in Prague
Contrary to public belief, the European porn industry grew independently of the American one, and the Marshall Plan had nothing to do with it.
MontagFoto 3.21.11
“Fuckin’ puppies probably deserved it. I hate puppies.”
Galaxy Awards announced in Bluish Porn Space
“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.
British porn survey puts the U in filthy behaviour
That is why your views on your own pornic habits will be so valuable, as I am freakishly beyond the statistical mean.
This Ain’t The Moth XXX: Crystal Ray’s Oxycontin story
In their on-set meltdowns before his camera, pornstresses regularly out-emote slews of Oscar winners for Jim Powers. But Crystal Ray’s Oxycontin story takes the prize.
Viva “Californication” parody
“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…
When you wishlist upon a porn star: Gifting etiquette in the adult industry
“It’s a fetish to buy a pretty girl something she wants,” says Kimberly Kane.
Michael Ninn: Two Trucks, Three Years, “The Four”
In an exclusive interview, Michael Ninn talks about getting his name—and his movies—back
Gram’s New Book—Making “The Facts of Life XXX”
Did you know that it is the Director who dictates on what part of the pornstresses’ person the ropey volley is deposited? I felt like a slightly-less-disgusting Babe Ruth.
MontagFoto 3.14.11
When pornstresses look back on their adult careers, I wonder if any of them will calculate the amount of time they spent lying naked—but for a pair of high heels—on a porn set waiting for the next scene.
“Edgar Winter’s Bone”: Creative Commons Porn
“Edgar Winter’s Bone” needs to be made because albinism counts as interracial.
“Jeopardy! XXX” popshots the question
What makes “Jeopardy!” worth getting into isn’t in the movie at all, but in the fascinating Behind the Scenes footage available on the DVD.