“Pron” is Disney’s biggest porn parody since “Pirates”
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
I remember thinking, “That’s a little on the nose, isn’t it? I mean, you don’t have to draw me a map.”
Gram talks with Bobbi Starr about porn set food, and why she is the ultimate eating surface
Gram extols the educational benefits of watching porn movies involving teachers
Gram speaks with Bob Chinn on his book-based reboot of Johnny Wadd
Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, and Stoya all look so good in those flight suits that they would turn Kelly McGillis into a lesbian.
Perhaps the Old Ones, tittering behind the clouds from their blighted mansions of non-Euclidean geometries, had a tentacle in my being spared the L.A.P.D.’s latest scam.
Gram shares his favorite of this week’s Inbox Nudes
Contrary to public belief, the European porn industry grew independently of the American one, and the Marshall Plan had nothing to do with it.
“Fuckin’ puppies probably deserved it. I hate puppies.”
“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.
That is why your views on your own pornic habits will be so valuable, as I am freakishly beyond the statistical mean.
In their on-set meltdowns before his camera, pornstresses regularly out-emote slews of Oscar winners for Jim Powers. But Crystal Ray’s Oxycontin story takes the prize.
“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…
“It’s a fetish to buy a pretty girl something she wants,” says Kimberly Kane.
In an exclusive interview, Michael Ninn talks about getting his name—and his movies—back
Did you know that it is the Director who dictates on what part of the pornstresses’ person the ropey volley is deposited? I felt like a slightly-less-disgusting Babe Ruth.
When pornstresses look back on their adult careers, I wonder if any of them will calculate the amount of time they spent lying naked—but for a pair of high heels—on a porn set waiting for the next scene.
“Edgar Winter’s Bone” needs to be made because albinism counts as interracial.
What makes “Jeopardy!” worth getting into isn’t in the movie at all, but in the fascinating Behind the Scenes footage available on the DVD.
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