Bobbi Starr’s PepsiCo stock goes way up

I’m not the guy who snaps a pair of headphones on you and says, “Listen to this.” I’m not the guy who hovers over you after demanding you eat a forkful of my succotash, fishing for compliments. I don’t show up at your dorm party and endlessly noodle on my Epiphone while you cringe through my latest licks.

So, since I have not imposed on you before in such a way, I’m just going to ask that you watch this video of Bobbi Starr, in which she guides us down a countertop laden with porn set food and provides a sterling plug for a Pepsi product [NYSE: PEP]. Then I’ll expect you to come to your own conclusions that she is the type of person you want in your life.

I do my best to shut up here (we were on the set of Nica Noelle’s “The Masseuse” and subtle woman-flower nakedness was happening nearby, including some between Starr and the intriguing Kate Kastle), and let Bobbi do most of the talking, which is the right thing to do.

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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: When you wishlist upon a porn star—gifting etiquette in the adult industry; The softening of Bobbi Starr; y tu Jiz Lee tambien
See also: PepsiCo, Bobbi Starr

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  1. As a big fan of the Throwback soda as well I feel it is my duty to inform Bobbi that for the past month or so Von’s has had all the Throwback sodas on sale at 4 for $12 (12pks) which is quite a good fucking deal.

  2. Ms Starr could/should play the role of Abby in Not NCIS XXX…provided, y’know, some one is making/will commit that to celluloid.

  3. A million magic crystals, painted pure and white
    A multi-million dollars almost overnight
    Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
    And if you get hooked, baby, it’s nobody else’s fault, so don’t do it!

  4. actually the current recipe for mountain dew still has orange juice concentrate in it according to the pepsi website.

    it’s kind of ironic that bobbi can’t put corn syrup in her mouth but she can do an atm from another girl.

  5. Yes. If that girl had a partially hydrogenated soybean oil or corn syrup enema before the scene, she would go right off Bobbi’s menu. That’s why the pre-scene interview is so important.

  6. Jack, I would assume that Bobbi has some sort of medical condition that requires her to not consume certain ingredients from what she said in her video, possibly a gluten allergy since she had concern regarding the potato chips and the corn syrup in some of the soft drinks. On the flip side ATM should not cause an allergic reaction (although poop would taste terrible if her partner hadn’t cleaned out her large intestine) since it is produced by the body, if she was allergic to feces (or cum for that matter) she could not do most porn. That could be the reason that she can do ATM but not consume most craft services fare.

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