Tonight’s FAME Awards are to be the last appearance of “Digital Playground’s Stoya,” Stoya says, and her swan song as DP’s most promising contract performer since Jesse Jane and Teagan comes 24 hours after the announcement of Rio Valentine as the Van Nuys company’s new brunette.
*whew* apt. is almost all packed up. leaving tmrw morning for last scheduled work thing as “digital playground’s stoya” no idea whats next.
…Stoya wrote via Twitter on Friday night. Fans can thank Marilyn Manson for the parting of the ways between Digital Playground and Stoya: the creeprock dude had publicly bragged that he had shaved a swastika into Stoya’s pubes.
Earlier Friday, Digital Playground had trumpeted the addition of Rio Valentine. Here is what the company says about the 19-year-old, who once performed as Morgan Dayne:
Rio Valentine entered into a contract with Digital Playground in June of 2009. Spanish for “river”, Rio is also the title of a famous Duran Duran song about a strong and nurturing girl, creating her own path and fully embodying life. Valentine displays Rio’s romantic side and creates a foundation for an intimacy fans will begin to discover. The name Rio Valentine perfectly captures the essence of her being, and her playful, deviant, and sexy nature.
This is only slightly worse than Stoya’s introductory press release from October, 2007:
Originally from the Carolina’s, Stoya is blessed with striking features and a lean, tight body. Completely natural, she stands tall at 5’7″ and weighs in at 125 lbs. Her pale skin is accentuated by dark hair and full, pouting lips. With an affliction for pain and suffering, Stoya defines herself only as an android from the future (emphasis added). She loves to make clothes, read good books and play with her cats. Truly unique and intensely passionate, Stoya takes pride in her nudity and general moody perception of the world.
Digital Playgrund received assurances from Valentine that she would not allow any symbol other than the Playboy Bunny to be shaved onto her person.
We wish Valentine and Stoya the best, and hope that the guys from the Gin Blossoms and the Spin Doctors don’t go around tattooing pentagrams on people.
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IS that by Adele? What a bush-league press release! The damn thing is more about DP back-slapping themselves about how "evocative" the typical porn name they've come up with to slap on the latest trollop dragged through their revolving door. "Rio" means "river" in Spanish? Wow, you learn something new every day!
Hey now — Rio's not only Spanish for River, but it's also a Duran Duran song. That's two things we learned from a Digital Playground press release today. Give credit where credit is due.
As an aside: I guess now we know that Stoya's story about being an android from the future was true — and that she was sent by future cyborg Hitler to kill John Cohen, leader of the future Jewish resistance.
That, or Marilyn Manson likes to stir shit up and has douchey tendencies. One or the other.