I was very impressed with Viv Thomas’ One Night Stand, simply because it was brave enough to portray Eastern Europeans as they really are: sexually aggressive, Galois-smoking, silly tight t-shirt-wearing, rutting savages with better cell phone reception.
If you’d like me to send you my copy of this DVD (note: it’s an all-region PAL formatted disc), tell me the best way to clean genital leavings from a leather couch (because despite all our differences, there are some things we have in common) by Sunday.
I am going to be giving away one DVD a week for the forseeable future. If you win this contest, I will ask you to send me an e-mail stating your name, mailing address, and a statement that you are over 18 years of age and that it is legal to receive adult material in your community. Remember: no matter what kind of packaging your porn comes in, your mailman knows you’re a pervert.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Viv Thomas is neither about the screaming and bellowing and swearing, nor the hairy bobbing man-arse
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I was all set to impart a precious Hint from Heloise, but then I read the phrase “genital leavings” … the colossal anti-poetry of which massively dissuaded me.
I kept waiting for the Talking Heads joke to surface…
Watch out –
This might be what you’re after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
You’re an ordinary guy
Hosing down the couch
Hold tight –
Wait till the party’s over
Hold tight –
We’re in for nasty leather
There has got to be a way
Hosing down the couch
…but it never came.