MontagFoto 4.30.12—The Horses Wonder Who You Are

I am fond of this picture for what it doesn’t show. Here is Memphis Monroe this week in 2006. Today, like then, both of us were eagerly awaiting the following Saturday’s Kentucky Derby.

What the picture merely suggests is that Memphis Monroe and the horse were performing synchronized standing blowjobs.

It was wicked hot that day on the Hustler set of “Backwoods of Memphis,” but Monroe had it easier than did Jasmine Byrne, who had to fuck on the gate of a pickup truck in workboots. Byrne would later go on to fame in a Jennifer Lopez parody, so I guess she paid her dues that day.

Watching Monroe’s pneumatic pre-surgery boobs swaying gently in the wind makes me feel all natural and organic, so I am going to go out to the garden of Gram Ponante Towers, Velodrome, Centrifuge, Abattoir, Helipad, and Botanical Garden to harvest some mint, which I will cook into a simple syrup and mix with some Maker’s Mark.

Since I am not in Kentucky I can’t call the drink a mint julep, so I’ll call it Princess Diana Rides Barbaro in Heaven.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Derby Day with Memphis Monroe