One of the most interesting panels at the XBiz Conference this week found porn performers discussing the evolution of the term “porn star” and the things performers needed to do to stay connected, famous, and relevant. I’ll provide a breakdown shortly, but something that happened during this particular panel demonstrated how the porn world responds [...]
geekery
Lisa Ann prepares for The Quickening
A quote in a recent press release made me suspicious that Lisa Ann might be an Immortal, prone to lopping off the heads of her rivals in white-hot parking lot showdowns. The occasion was Teravision’s American MILF 2: Enter the Cougar, in which director Evan Seinfeld/Spyder Jonez says of Lisa Ann, “She is perhaps the [...]
interviews
Tina Tyler: Only immoral for a limited time
“I’m jumping in with both feet behind my head,” said Tina Tyler, retired from performing these past five years but who now, at 43, has returned to selling her body for your pleasure. But why the tiny window? The agoraphobe once described as The Thinking Man’s Porn Star will only be on the market and [...]
geekery
Gram’s Sticky LettersTM
Whether or not this will be a recurring feature I don’t know. I guess it depends 0n you. Dear Grams, Last night my spouse and I were up late watching a scary Mexican movie, Kilometer 31. At the end of it my wife said, “Don’t pretend you’re not too tired to fuck me” to which [...]
reviews
Mrs. Conduct
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: CelesteCast: Sienna West, Devon Lee, Darryl Hanah, Sky Taylor, Kayla Synz, Rayveness Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Watching Porn Valley trophy milves and cougars in their natural habitats – houses with floors that amplify the clacking of their heels, filled with art that neither they nor their husbands look [...]
Gram’s NicheAlertTM: Make way for Vilves
Their faces, ages, ethnicities, moving parts, and lingerie don’t matter. There are some people we’d like to fuck in the voice.The Splendid Table‘s Lynn Rosetto Kaspar was telling her radio audience about what to do with leftover Halloween treats and suggested smothering candy corn in goat cheese when I crashed my car into the one [...]
Lexington Steele tries to be all things to all people
Lexington Steele needs to make a stand. Even though his new movie, MILF Magnet 2, cannily advertises both milves (women who have had children) and cougars (women of a certain age), thus making the statement that there is a difference, it doesn’t go far enough. As you can see, the boxcover says “All MILF! All [...]
Who let the milves out?
What with our recent discussion about linguists, it seems fitting that we revisit the MILF and address how we should collectively refer to her kind. MILF is an acronym for Mom I’d Like to Fuck, and in porn we have seen that that term has been badly abused, as oftentimes a woman billed as a [...]
Today in Porn Valley
“Minivan Moms 7″: When both your vehicle and offspring are implied
Sadly, the movie expects a lot of its audience, with none of its performers appearing in minivans or even making reference to their offspring.
Alternate dialogue for a MILF movie
I much prefer the term “Cougars” for women of a certain age (say, over 40) who appear in porn movies, because “MILFs” is so often misused if one takes the “M” literally as “Mother.” But I’m realistic. I know that a Cougar in real life might be 40 or over, but adult industry shelf life [...]
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