Because some nudes are nuder than others
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Flight Attendants
“Flight Attendants” tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort.
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Amy Fisher: MILF over Miami
Exxotica Miami, which in the past three years has grown to be the East Coast’s biggest adult consumer show, next month features Amy Fisher hosting “The Search for South Florida’s Hottest MILF.” And the contest is on Mother’s Day, May 10. I know of no other way for Dade County’s moms to show their devotion [...]
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Eva Angelina gives birth to a website
Radiant mom Eva Angelina, who walked AVN’s red carpet last month and will be a presenter at next week’s XBiz Awards, has launched a new website, EvaAngelinaxxx.com. Many porn performers try to keep the fact that they have borne offspring out of public discourse, due to trepidation about being perceived as milves before their time, [...]
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Same time last year: Million Dollar Kami Edition
I haven’t yet examined my complex feelings about my visit to the set of Not the Cosbys XXX and all the Sara Vandella that implies, but Vandella reminds me of a potent combination of the retired Kami Andrews and Missy Monroe, who loved me with the energy of 10,000 suns. Kami Andrews teaches me Gaelic [...]
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Today in porn disgruntlement: Adam & Eve
I received an e-mail this morning from a person calling himself (I assume it was a he) “Barock Odrama.” The letter concerned his grievances with Adam & Eve’s production manager, a woman named Meredith Christopher. I like Christopher. She has always been cool to me. But I get along with everybody. While the letter was [...]
Pirates and the pregnant
“So Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More Arse took the mise en scene of Pirates except added ass to it?” a person who was thinking too hard about it asked me. “No,” I said, “Producers of Surrender the Booty 3 more or less blew their load on the boxcover and the boxcover copy, [...]
Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More Arse
Studio: Loaded DigitalDirector: Anton SlayerCast: Gina Lynn, Eva Angelina, Dani Woodward, Marco Banderas, Bella Starr, Celeste Starr, Shawna Lenee, Cherokee, Lee Stone The boxcover and packaging of Loaded Digital’s Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More Arse – in fact, even the title of Loaded Digital’s Surrender the Booty 3: The Search for More [...]
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“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel
With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.
Gabriella Fox: More than a typical whore
It is difficult for me to tell Digital Playground performers apart. Aside from Stoya and Jesse Jane, sometimes I think Shay Jordan is just trying on different wigs and calling herself someone else. I would also not put it past Jesse Jane to employ clever disguises. So I was eager to get a gander at [...]
Spunk’d: The Movie – Ponante & Cachapero review
Studio: 6969 EntertainmentDirector: Justin KaneCast: Aurora Snow, Penny Flame, Hillary Scott, Lexi Belle, Eva Angelina, Vanessa Lane, Katie Morgan, Mikayla, Ginger Lea, Jada Fire, Kelli Brooks, Ron Jeremy, Steven St. Croix, Trent Soluri, Herschel Savage, Dick Nasty, Marcos Leon, Nick Manning, Evan Stone Portions of this review first appeared on XBiz and may have been [...]
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
During a brief ceremony at the Lamplighter Restaurant this morning, the vaunted National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts changed the name of its annual awards from the Also-Rannies to its current title, the Excellence in Adult and/or Erotic Entertainment Honors. A simple nine-foot statue was wheeled across the parking lot. “That looks like my [...]
Operation: Desert Stormy
Studio: WickedDirector: Stormy DanielsCast: Stormy Daniels, Steven St. Croix, Nicole Sheridan, Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Kayleni Lei, Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid, Lorena Sanchez, Melissa Lauren, Nakita Kash, Tory Lane, Veronica Rayne, Roxy Deville, Randy Spears, Marcus London, Tommy Gunn, Derrick Pierce, Tony DeSergio, Voodoo and Ron Jeremy. Review by special correspondent Larry Smathers You’ve got [...]
Eva Angelina – for no reason at all
Eva Angelina is a guest on Playboy Radio (until 7 PST), but I thought I would show you the one picture in existence of a porn star holding up her breasts. Nominated for AVN’s Best Actress – Video award for her work in Upload, Angelina was quick to not point out that the self-held breasts [...]
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10 Things Upload is better than
Debbie Loves Dallas Debbie Does Dallas Being stuck without Internet in a hotel room in Tempe, Arizona The state of Arizona Parts of Nevada Galactica 1980 Dreamscape Strange Days Its own press releases The Curvy Woman in Snoop Dogg’s “Father Hood” commercials (but only because she’s not Eva Angelina) In a touching instance of reverse [...]
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Studio: Sex Z PicturesDirector: Eli CrossCast: Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Derrick Pierce, Trina Michaels, Sandra Romain, Bryn Pryor, Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas, Tee Real, Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Julie Night, H.M. Smith, Michelle Aston, Delilah Strong, James Deen, Madison Young, Lorelei Lee, Aiden Starr Portions of this review originally appeared on [...]
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Eva Angelina and Marco Banderas take a bite outta porn
As actors and vessels for our art, we are taught to act with the part of the body that has the most to gain. In the case of Eva Angelina and Marco Banderas, who recently shot a scene for his upcoming website, the motivation was all in the teeth. Read more after the gap. As [...]
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Dancing cheek to cheek
It’s important in stripper advertisements that potential customers get an idea of the goods. It’s only business. Eva Angelina, Courtney Cummz, and Nikki Benz will all be dancing in various venues across the country from May 17 – 19. Above is the delightful Eva Angelina. Get it? She’s stripping at North Hollywood’s Blue Zebra and [...]
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2007: The Year Spunk’d broke
Spunk’d, a porn parody of Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d, featuring Nick Manning as a dude who interrupts gatherings to come on attendees’ faces, has been released on the Internet and will soon enjoy a theatrical premiere. It was written and directed by Justin Kane. Kane is a USC film school graduate and the former head of [...]
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“The Visitors”: Some probes are better than others
Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Michael Raven Cast: Kimberly Kane, Keri Sable, Kirsten Price, Eva Angelina, Cassie Courtland, Avena Lee Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Wicked’s Collector’s Edition of Michael Raven’s The Visitors imagines what would happen to a small desert city – for our purposes, let us call it Desert City – [...]
Narcissism
Social Network Disease