Scottish director Gazzman has a full plate traversing Europe and bringing porn to that quaint continent whose only income heretofore has been its rental locations for “Indiana Jones” movies.
Since I have never read the Koran, I am uniquely qualified to get into the minds of all pseudo-Islamic terrorists, who haven’t read it either, when I quote Abu Tom Petty: “You believe what you wanna believe.”
Had Boroka never been born, the headline would have read “If it ain’t Brooke Banner, don’t fuck it.” And I just don’t think it would have been as effective.
“There is a lot of competition,” Marc Davis said about orgies in general. “It’s like herding cats, but I do like to control the room.”
This is the only conclusion I can come up with from the boxcover, other than “I’ve always hated Whit Stillman.”
Do we remember people better once we’ve come on their faces? Will the National Institutes of Health give me a grant to find out?
Because one of the first images I had of Nesty was of her being double-teamed in the turquoise waters of the Caribbean, I naturally thought a great headline would be “Take the Nesty Plunge.”
Two couples, both alike in beauty, in liberal San Francisco where we lay our scene. “An Open Invitation: A Real Swingers’ Party in San Francisco” is that rare porn movie that follows a couple who get better at sex as they go along, all through the noble efforts of the deliciously predatory Lorelei Lee and her groovy friends.
I intrinsically trust “A Real Swinger’s Orgy” because it cares enough to stress the word “Real.” I feel the same about Real California Cheese.
Studio: PrivateDirector: Andrew NewmanCast: Madison Parker, Simone Peach, Jasmyne Black, Mike Angelo, Natalli di Angelo, Kid Jamaica, Naomy, Sandy, Eve Angel, Zenza Raggi Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot See a gallery here When I received Private’s “Orgy at the Villa,” I assumed the venerable Barcelona-based porn giant was getting into the parody…
I like this picture a lot. It says so much about priorities. Here are Tara Lynn Foxx and Nina Hartley in Private’s forthcoming movie about “Cheating Hollywood Wives,” directed by Dave Naz. Private, based in Barcelona, rarely shoots in the United States, so the European take on “Cheating Hollywood Wives,” as directed by an American,…
I do not think they will giggle and squeal to me – T.S. Eliot
Contributor Eddie Adams has this to say about Hustler’s orientalist fantasy Asian Fever 36: “And if you’re quiet enough, you can actually hear Joseph Conrad sprouting a stiffy from the grave.” (Seriously, I’m gonna be out of a job.) Read the review here. Share Previously: Your weekend in sex tourismSee also: Hustler
I consulted my 12-year-old self, who proclaimed Private’s Sex Secrets of the Yeti “even better than Krull“. It hasn’t snowed in Los Angeles since 1962, so the idea of porn shot in the snow almost seems like science fiction. Leave it to the wacky Europeans to make Sex Secrets of the Yeti, in which different…
Maybe the official start date is over a month off, but as there have been several days recently in which the temperature has been over 90 degrees here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, Kibbutz, and Lobster Hatchery, I am prepared to say that summer is here. Also: Global warming. Also: Spiderman 3 opened. Above…