“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.

The boxcover for “Tosh Porn Oh” now conforms to the high standards porn audiences demand.

“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”

“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.

Porn Star Karaoke is an ancient and venerable tradition that must be preserved

Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis

In the porn world it is often easy to miss the erotica for the Fake Internal Popshot, so it will be fun and perhaps even educational to watch a group performing for a different audience.

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

“Gia” imagines that the porn world is big enough to accommodate actual stardom.

“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.

Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?

Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.

“If my tits are what get me in the door, then good for me. Because once I get in the door, they see that I am a good actress and that I take my work seriously.”

Like in “The Godfather,” when Clemenza says to Michael that every five, ten years there needs to be a war to clean out the bad blood, now and then the call for condoms and external regulation of the porn industry reaches a shrill crescendo. If we weren’t such calm, buttoned down people, some of us [...]