Luke Ford, my elder, approached me 10 minutes ago at the XBiz Forum and asked:
“What’s this big story about you?”
“I don’t know. I suppose it depends on who said there was a big story about me.”
“Someone at XBiz?” he suggested, feigning an inability to remember.
“Gossip rag.”
“So what makes you America’s beloved porn journalist?” he asked.
“Do you think Ron Levy funds Alec Helmy?” he asked.
“Ask me after lunch.”
Lurk has poisoned every relationship he has had with non-sociopaths. We talked about his new WordPress blog.
“My girlfriend is doing it,” he said.
“Your – – ??!!” I asked.
“She’s not in the industry – ” he said quickly.
“That’s good,” I said, relieved somehow.
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