Star Trix: The Forgotten "Star Trek" porn parody
Studio: MuffiaDirector: uncreditedCast: Jack Lawrence, Jayden Jaymes, Ryder Skye, Taylor Starr Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Hustler’s marketing muscle and the presence […]
Month: May 2009
Vivid offers contracts to journalists, athletes, relatives
Vivid, which has in recent months offered movie deals to Octomom Nadya Suleman, embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, and “Britain’s Got Talent” star Susan Boyle, […]
Does Cyberskin April Flores dream of electric sheep?
I have never had a problem with replicants, cyborgs, or other sentient machines sharing a buffet table with me because, if anything, I don’t want […]
Veronique Vega
Veronique Vega from December, 2006.
Pirates and boxers: This time they’re gay
I was brazenly discriminated against this week when, because of my orientation, I was politely denied the opportunity to review Adult Source Media’s animated gay […]
Boxing Syd Blakovich: “Champion”
Studio: Pink & White Video Director: Shine Louise Houston Cast: Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan, Madison Young, Dallas, Javier At the recent Feminist Porn […]
American Nudes – they’re out there somewhere
I watched a preview of L.A.-based Cult Epics’ 3-disc collection “American Nudes,” featuring antique porn from the 20s, 30s, and 40s, photo-hobbyist films from Irving […]
Art: Despite devotion, April Flores is not a virgin
Artists from Michelangelo to El Greco have depicted the Virgin Mary, and tonight at La Luz de Jesus (not to be confused with La Madre […]
Satine Phoenix
Satine Phoenix from 2006, on top of a car on Los Feliz Boulevard.
When this old world starts getting you down, Kagney Linn Karter is up on the roof
I was on my way to meet the new Vivid Girl, AJ Bailey, and first got stuck in traffic and then got lost. In my […]
Anacondas And Lil’ Mamas: The Naughty Nurse Edition
Studio: Depth Entertainment FamilyDirector: Johnny DepthCast: Austin Taylor, Andi Anderson, Melrose Foxxx, Renee Kisses, Jada Stevens, Ace, John E. Depth Portions of this review also […]
Pirate’s Booty
Gay audiences will be delighted to have Evan Stone on their side of the fence for a while, if only two-dimensionally.
Did Veronika Lake mess with Major Tom?
I don’t know what happened to Veronika Lake, star of the re-released “Ashes to Ashes: Lust to Dust,” but the Van Nuys native spends her […]
Cui Boner or: AVN is like a Rolling Stone
Ain’t it hard to discover that/He ain’t really where it’s at/After he took from you everything he could steal?/How does it feel? – Bob Dylan […]
The Way I see your free-trade Colombian mermaid vagina
Long ago I really looked at the back of a dollar bill. I also really looked at my toothpaste for Satanic symbols. Why it took […]
Traffic Dude dead
After nine years selling and serving ads for many adult sites (including this one), Pueblo Colorado-based Traffic Dude is to liquidate its assets to clients […]
Adrianna Nicole
Adrianna Nicole from 2006. Succumbing to my vision.
Boom boom boom boom: Richard Kern shoots a Brazilian butt
Richard Kern traveled to the most Catholic country in the world – Brazil – and found that not everyone was a transsexual or booty-shaking exhibitionist. […]
Artists become ambitious as porn parody implosion nears
Like mosquitoes buzzing around a particularly jolly and jowly Bavarian tourist, the porn industry views parodies as a dependable but fleeting income source that needs […]
One in the Cinco, six in the stinko
Some little-known facts about Cinco de Mayo include that it was actually fought on Breed’s Hill, that it wasn’t entirely about slavery, and that the […]