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Month: July 2011

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Brittany Andrews assaults stripper, gets away with it

July 29, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Would Manny Ramirez have stood by and let Brittany Andrews strike poor Kelsey?

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Gram Ponante shocker: “Post-natal abortions are not sexy”

July 29, 2011 Gram the Man 4

“As long as they’re your own embryos you’ve been killing,” Ponante says, “I’ll still photograph you naked.”

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Boxcover of the Week: “French Farm Girls” meet Chinese Photoshop

July 28, 2011 Gram the Man 0

I imagine those Chinese county administrators would have had a much better time in France.

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Kelly Shibari’s BBW Bukkake: Irish boobs with Japanese efficiency

July 28, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Gram speaks with the namesake of Kelly Shibari’s Big Beautiful Bukkake And Blowjob Show

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Vaguely Immaculate Conception or: Why “Fleshlightning” is better than “Battlefield Earth”

July 26, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“Fleshlightning” is like “Agnes of God” meets “Bikini-clad Cum Sluts” and without Thetans.

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MontagFoto 7.25.11—Mixed messages

July 25, 2011 Gram the Man 0

We’re all Buttholes on this bus

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Love Army, San Francisco: Dr. Carol Queen and the Center for Sex & Culture

July 25, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Gram Ponante speaks with Dr. Carol Queen of San Francisco’s Center for Sex & Culture

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Hollie Stevens: Cancer, yoga “for pussies”

July 21, 2011 Gram the Man 4

“My friends say I should do yoga,” says Hollie Stevens. “But yoga is for pussies.”

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Bawdy Storytelling looks at sex from (415) to the 405

July 21, 2011 Gram the Man 0

If San Francisco is a place where everyone has sex but might have a tendency to be too in your face about it, Los Angeles is the hub of people profiting from sex but who might not be that good at it themselves.

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MittwochFoto 7.20.11—Book, Brooke Haven

July 20, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Something about both Brooke Haven and reading is fundamental

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Boxcover of the Week: Franks And Beans

July 17, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Sorry, Fellas: he’s married.

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“Alice in Wonderland”: The Quest for the Vorpal Dildo

July 15, 2011 Gram the Man 0

drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy

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Bastille Day with Katsuni

July 14, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Katsuni says, “I always compare the adult industry with the famous apple that Eve bited in the Eden garden.”

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Gram’s Summer Reading List for Porno-Americans

July 13, 2011 Gram the Man 2

Gram recommends five device-ready books for your summer betterment

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MontagFoto 7.11.11—Slurpee Day for Carmen Luvana

July 11, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Of course, no one does cocaine in the porn industry anymore. It’s all straightedge now.

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Book launch and documentary prove John Holmes still isn’t “Exhausted”

July 11, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Nearly a quarter century after his death, interest in John C. Holmes isn’t “Exhausted,” and you get the feeling Holmes wouldn’t have had it any other way.

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Godspeed, Atlantis. Wipe, please

July 8, 2011 Gram the Man 0

I needn’t tell you how like a Shuttle launch are the climactic moments of a porn movie

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I have no sympathy for you, Brad Armstrong

July 8, 2011 Gram the Man 2

Brad Armstrong learns the value of fucking women his own age by enjoying the living shit out fucking women half his age. This is what anthropologists call a Fake Brag.

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Bad Taste: Three tales of how the porn industry creates its own problems

July 7, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.

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MontagFoto 7.04.11—Mika Tan over America

July 4, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“I may be a whore,” says Mika Tan, “but I’m not a slut.”

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