AHF: 64,000 people want condoms in porn
…yet when was the last time 64,000 people bought a Wicked movie?
Month: November 2011
“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop
Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Then wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
Gangbang or get off the babysitter, but for Christ’s sake get your finger out of your mouth
I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
Gram’s Week on Fleshbot: Cecilia Vega in Paris
Gram discovers Cecilia Vega years after she joined the adult industry. Score!
“My Wife Is A Prostitute,” But Yours Is Some Kind of Whore
Audrey Hollander is having sex for money legally by playing someone having sex for money illegally.
Things That Exist: The Miss Rubber World Pageant
I think “Be the eraser to my pencil” is an awkward pickup line
MontagFoto 11.20.11—It’s a little breezier down here, actually
I’m not superstitious, but if it’s an anal series, I think you should skip the #2.
Belladonna is the type of “Explorer” I like to see blow up
One reason Belladonna is so beloved is that she drives to you
Fleshbot Awards 2011: Brief, Filthy, And Intoxicating
“Bitch, please,” she said. “I just used my willpower to keep it from getting on camera.”
Sam Benjamin: How do you clean up after an “American Gangbang”?
I wanted Benjamin to leave porn for good and marry his colonic irrigationist, like a House At Gape Corner Kenny Loggins.
MontagFoto 11.13.11—Laughing in the Girls’ Room, Forever
Girls-only performers look like they live at Wilford Brimley’s house drinking Cocoon Juice all day
Stormy Daniels: Hookers can be duplicitous [review]
Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical
Everybody must get “Wasted” [video]
Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie
“Hollywood Sex Wars”: What are we fighting for?
In “Hollywood Sex Wars” like Charlie Sheen, I’m not sure what winning is supposed to look like
Adding “Inches” to John Holmes biography
Gram recommends the recently updated biography “John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches”
Paige Ashley: First Class Mail-Order Bride
For reasons unexplained aside from the fact that she is impossibly hot and can do whatever crosses her mind, sassy Brit Ashley decides to go to America to find a husband.
Fleshbot Awards enthusiastically opens its bar for porn industry
Any event with a sponsored open bar and Stoya is worth flying across the country for
Boxcover of the Week: Eating Pussy with Your Eyes
…because your tongue is occupied