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Allie Haze IS “Dirty in the Head”

If the intriguing pornstress Allie Haze, former preacher’s wife from the Inland Empire, ever gets her own cop show in which she plays a brassy, conflicted, and hard-livin’—but honest and soulful—vice detective, fighting her demons while struggling as a single mom,”Dirty in the Head” should be the title.

Bonus points if it takes place in space.

I’d never met Allie Haze before I interviewing her at the Adult Entertainment Expo, only seen her in the Nica Noelle movie “Sinderella And Me,” but in that movie her performance couldn’t help but be eclipsed by an unexpected threeway between Jiz Lee, Wolf Hudson, and Dylan Ryan, even if Haze was on the cover.

But her story would be surprising even if I’d known her for years. We talked about virginity as an objective term, the darker thoughts of Christian ladies, and why the most important lesson one can get from a porn set is patience.

She was also wearing purple, which required me to excuse myself several times during our conversation, leave the Sands Convention Center, take an elevator to the top of the Stratosphere, and kiss the sky, because I am suggestible.

To hear Haze talk about her journey into porn is to hear echoes of the stories of Belldonna and Nina Hartley, who discovered something about themselves along the way.

“I was always dirty in the head,” Haze said, “but I never acted on it. [Porn] is liberating in that it frees your mind about other things, too.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: “Sinderella” or “Y Tu Jiz Lee Tambien”; Crucifellatio—its origin and basis in science; Wankus goes into the light; Equal time for false prophets

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  1. Norm Copesurn says:

    Color has never been one of my strong points, but that seems more a blue than a purple. Point, however, taken–she’d have me acting funny, as well, and I wouldn’t know why, though I suspect it would relate to her being crazily gorgeous. Sounds like she’s had a damn interesting life thus far–she should do an autobiographical porn movie.

  2. [...] there’s a person you want to get a blowjob from. I think this former preacher’s wife just appreciates being alive, and that is reflected in her blowjobs and-who knows?-probably her [...]

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