The Korn/Porn connection: Saving Us from Ourselves
“Save Me from Myself” is a little like “The Devil in Miss Jones,” in which Miss Jones finds herself in Hell having not really enjoyed the life that got her there.
Month: January 2011
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The crew gasped with admiration when Brooke Banner disrobed. That was heartwarming.
Allie Haze IS “Dirty in the Head”
“I was always dirty in the head,” Allie Haze said, “but I never acted on it. [Porn] is liberating in that it frees your mind about other things, too.”
Things you can tell about Lily Labeau just by looking at her with clothes on
Lily Labeau is the type of person you’d like no matter how many clothes she has on
This “Psycho” parody is better than Gus Van Sant’s
…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…
Home for Eros Day with Dr. Suzy
I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.
Vivid sort of agrees to stop harassing Octomom
Out of the goodness of its collective heart, Vivid will buy Suleman’s home for her anonymously and not tell anyone, ever.
Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
Kimberly Kane: 21st century nice
You can still bake someone a basket of muffins, pick them up at the airport, give them a girlfriend experience, or die for their sins, but Kimberly Kane has added a new way to be nice in the 21st century
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Some of my favorite porn sets are those run by Cousin Stevie.
Zoe Voss: Hard to be “Minnesota Nice” in a gangbang
As I am Bogue Chitto Despicable, I found it intriguing to speak with the Minnesota Nice Zoe Voss
“Sinderella” or: y tu Jiz Lee tambien
Amicable stable boy Wolf Hudson goes where no man has gone before in Nica Noelle’s “Sinderella & Me.”
Maybe Jessica Bangkok can’t play the piano, Amy Chua, but she knows how to live
Every teacher from Sting to Jeff Daniels’ character in “Terms of Endearment” to whatever Garp’s wife’s name was (I’m not going to look it up—do I look Chinese to you?) can tell you that you shouldn’t pluck the low-hanging fruit that is a besotted student.
Anals of Education: College disinvites sex educator to Modern Sex conference
If it was her porn C.V. that did in the keynote of Tristan Taormino, it is ironic that OSU engaged in the same kind of last-minute flaking so common to the porn world.
India Summer’s got the blowjob in her hands
India Summer on how she knows a blowjob is about to be successful: “Vessels start to expand, things tighten in strange places…”
A BJ for Effort: Fellatio makes the heart grow fonder
If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.
Eros Day to honor randy planetoid
In the porn world it is often easy to miss the erotica for the Fake Internal Popshot, so it will be fun and perhaps even educational to watch a group performing for a different audience.
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Between my babbling and Flower saying “I smell oranges!” this video is 15 seconds of pure goddamn gold.
Strippers Can Feel You Through Your Pants
If I could distill stripper smell—I would have another useless skill. But it would be worth it.
Sunny Lane’s horn of plenty
Sunny Lane has met thousands of porn consumers, and her archsexpot manner must work; she was trailed by very eager fans everywhere she went.