I’ve said it before, but it is a pleasure to see Samantha Ryan’s transition from Winsome Blushing Thing to Predatrix. In “Don’t Tell My Husband 2,” as she cheats with James Deen while her man is in Albania, we even forgive her the horrible crime of adultery.
If porn is basic and formulaic, the beauty is often watching performers improvise within those structures. Not only that, but mistakes like the director forgetting to edit out his directions are pretty fun, too.
Think about the last time you delivered a blowjob from a kneeling position to a person who was standing up. For most people that is the entirety of the sexual act: Today I’m giving/getting a blowjob. In Porn Valley, however, the blowjob always leads to something else (unless, of course, it’s a movie about blowjobs).
The lovely Samantha Ryan delivers one of those blowjobs to James Deen in “Don’t Tell My Husband 2,” and we can hear director Mike Quasar telling her what to do next.
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“Now go back up and kiss him again,” Quasar says at 6:04. And that’s not the only direction the editor left in. Certainly not on purpose (porn directors have been known to camouflage their mistakes as artistic choices), but enlightening as well—a welcome peak past the suspect, fluid-stiffened curtain.
I maintain—without having taken any poll—that blowjob participants in stances such as those enjoyed by Ryan and Deen engage in post-fellatio involve kissing less than 14 percent of the time. The remaining 86 percent is divided unevenly between 1.) Returning the Favor and 2.) “Now You’ve Got Me Hard, So Brace Yourself.”
Buy “Don’t Tell My Husband 2” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: “Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”—”The Vagina Monologues”
See also: Zero Tolerance
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