Sarah Vandella makes me feel like a replicant

There were about 40 (I’d say) missed opportunities and connections at this year’s AVN Expo, one of the biggest of which was bumping into Pride of Long Island Sarah Vandella then never seeing her again.

We both had to go our separate ways! And lead our separate lives! But there by the Evil Angel booth! We met! And then – nothingness.

All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: We Shall Overcome (on your face)

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