Into the woods with Moxxie Maddron
People say, “Grams, that Las Vegas porn convention must be oozing with sensuality. Are people just fucking out in the open? Do the fountains run […]
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Same time last year: Incest and Peppermints edition
Notable events this week: XBiz commissioned a firm to create the glossy State of the Industry: Researched And Revealed! pamphlet which also makes projections of […]
AVN 2009: The only numbers you can trust
Number of times it took Stormy Daniels, equipped with oversized ceremonial scissors, to cut the ribbon opening the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo: 4Amount of […]
Sarah Vandella makes me feel like a replicant
There were about 40 (I’d say) missed opportunities and connections at this year’s AVN Expo, one of the biggest of which was bumping into Pride […]
Kimberly Kane is a handsome woman
Here is chameleon Kimberly Kane at the AVN Awards red carpet. Sometimes she’s blonde, sometimes she is sepulchral, sometimes she performs without a head. She’s […]
Teagan on pizza, being nice to strippers
“I know better than to piss off the house girls,” said Teagan Presley. Since her semi-retirement from performing on camera, Teagan keeps in shape by […]
Madison Young assimilates AVN red carpet
One of these things is not like the other – and that’s OK. When Madison Young walked the AVN Awards red carpet with other members […]
AVN 2009 in pictures
As I look closer at what I once thought were Tera Patrick’s mesmerizing breasts, I notice that constant companion Evan Seinfeld has actually replicated himself inside her shirt.
Casey Parker stands out from the crowd
At one point during Saturday’s AVN Awards red carpet I became possessed of the urge to wander. The spot I had been allocated was too […]
United Colors of Jenny Hendrix
Hendrix’ long-awaited/feared new boobs were fantastic, but I could not properly grasp them because my retinas had burst into flame.
Flavor of Leach or: 90120 Is A Joke or: Yo! Bum Rush the Rich And Famous
To see Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav cozying up to Robin “Lifestyles of the Rich And Famous” Leach on the AVN Awards red carpet is to […]
PlaceholderTM: The Cast of the black "Office" on the AVN Awards red carpet
Having recently returned from the AVN Expo and Awards in Las Vergas, I have now begun the daunting task of organizing my photos, and I […]
The Selling of the Adult Entertainment Expo 2009
Round about New Year’s Eve the boys in Marketing gave me a call. “Grams,” they said, “we paid a consultant 28 grand to come up […]
How I stopped worrying and learned to love strippers
In Dr. Strangelove, General Jack Ripper informs Mandrake that he is unwilling to have his “precious bodily fluids” sapped and impurified. This is why I […]
Courtney Cummz is a good sport
I am covering this convention for the excellent DVD and VOD site Gamelink, which will feature several of my interviews from the AEE over the […]
My Vivid Girl gaffe
I never mistook Nautica Thorn for Mika Tan. I never confused Bree Olson with Ashlynn Brooke. I know the difference between a cabbage and a […]
Stormy cuts the cord
Ceremonially opening the 2008 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo with a pair of wood-handled scissors and a length of ribbon, Wicked contract performer Stormy Daniels, dressed […]
Pornic Voices: Blind Item
I overheard a porn studio dude at another table explaining his appeal to women. “Must be the Jewish charm I elude,” he said. Later, yet […]
AVN ’09: It has begun
The Sands Convention Center is once again hosting both AVN and CES on the same days, a change from recent years in which CES started […]
Orgasms from all the best angles
Nina Hartley and Jamye Waxman will host seminars on various means of attaining, sustaining, and delivering orgasms to the needy this weekend at the Adult […]