Same time last year: Incest and Peppermints edition
Notable events this week: XBiz commissioned a firm to create the glossy State of the Industry: Researched And Revealed! pamphlet which also makes projections of […]
Month: January 2009
One Night Stand
Studio: Viv ThomasDirector: Tom StewartCast: Simony, Cory Baby, Kira Valentine, Niki Montana, Mya Diamond, Barbara Voice, Tera Bond, Tiffany Portions of this review also appeared […]
Knicker Picker makes me feel dirtier than watching porn
The British site Knicker Picker, which is like Colorforms for panties, satisfies the requirements of obscenity because it has no artistic merit and because it […]
AVN 2009: The only numbers you can trust
Number of times it took Stormy Daniels, equipped with oversized ceremonial scissors, to cut the ribbon opening the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo: 4Amount of […]
Lisa Ann prepares for The Quickening
A quote in a recent press release made me suspicious that Lisa Ann might be an Immortal, prone to lopping off the heads of her […]
Come see Ashley Blue’s Booty
As you know, The Arts are important (or is important). For that reason we must encourage all forms of it that require moving away from […]
Little Asian Transsexuals 13
Studio: Third World MediaDirector: Ed HunterCast: Nong (“and her uncut dong”), Gam, Jess, Anna You can say this about tranny movies: however much fun they […]
The Economy: What would you do with Katrina Angel for $600?
In that the AVN Expo happens two weeks after Christmas, Porn Valley’s post-AVN crash is that much more significant. It is a dark time. But, […]
This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX
Studio: HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Nick Manning, Sinclair, Tori Black, Faye Reagan, Payton Leigh, Scott Lyons, James Bartholet, Madison Scott, Jaclyn Case, Sarah Jessie, Shawna Lenee, […]
Porn Valley Goes Hollywood in Annual Tradition
CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Adult movie revenues might be down, but California’s porn industry isn’t throwing in the cum rag in its quest to adapt the […]
Sarah Vandella makes me feel like a replicant
There were about 40 (I’d say) missed opportunities and connections at this year’s AVN Expo, one of the biggest of which was bumping into Pride […]
Same time last year: Least Likely to be a MILF Edition
Maybe once every two months I will get a call or an e-mail from someone who has a problem with something I wrote. Either there […]
Larine Laroshe: Passive/aggressive with vampires
Larine Laroshe perches on a modern office divan in a red room. Everything about her says “mount me like a rare butterfly.” But then you […]
Kimberly Kane is a handsome woman
Here is chameleon Kimberly Kane at the AVN Awards red carpet. Sometimes she’s blonde, sometimes she is sepulchral, sometimes she performs without a head. She’s […]
When life gives you gapes, make lemonade
I don’t want to seem prudish and don’t suggest that other people stop doing something that obviously gives them pleasure, but I find gaping distasteful. […]
Tina Tyler: Only immoral for a limited time
“I’m jumping in with both feet behind my head,” said Tina Tyler, retired from performing these past five years but who now, at 43, has […]
Gram Ponante on Twitter
Back when people bought CDs, I would only buy one if I liked at least two songs. It is for that reason (and, well, about […]
Cum Scene Investigation 5
Studio: Pink VisualDirector: Rico, Craig ValentineCast: India Summer, Leah Wilde, Peyton, Allison Pierce, Aaralyn Barra, Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage, Jeremy, Jack Vegas Portions of this […]
Teagan on pizza, being nice to strippers
“I know better than to piss off the house girls,” said Teagan Presley. Since her semi-retirement from performing on camera, Teagan keeps in shape by […]
We’re all Max Hardcore when we drink
Max Hardcore will report to California’s Lompoc Penitentiary in eight days, finally convicted of obscenity. You don’t have to like what Hardcore does to find […]