Gram’s Sticky LettersTM
Whether or not this will be a recurring feature I don’t know. I guess it depends 0n you. Dear Grams, Last night my spouse and […]
Month: January 2009
Study: Mutual exploitation an evolutionary fact
British scientists did not have to tap Chinese women (but they did) to find that women are more likely to achieve orgasm with wealthy men. […]
Madison Young assimilates AVN red carpet
One of these things is not like the other – and that’s OK. When Madison Young walked the AVN Awards red carpet with other members […]
Same time last year: Hos by any other name Edition
Normally I don’t like the words “Ho” or “Bitch,” but if it is the choice between saying something distasteful or passing up even a bad […]
No Name Jane to start working with John Does again
Porn star marriages are tender things. Noname Jane (formerly Violet Blue) is married to a nice guy named Dick Danger, with whom she worked exclusively […]
Katsuni: un cheval fou
Personal friend Katsuni will be dancing tonight through Saturday at San Francisco’s Crazy Horse on Market Street. “I prefer American audiences because they are more […]
Street Walkers
“…Because she liked them so much she fucked them without condoms, it is easy to see why afterward she massages their semen into her buttocks.”
Stoya in ancient times or: Everything old is (Best) new (Starlet) again
It is true that Stoya won this year’s Best New Starlet award at AVN, but it is also true that she appeared in Winkytiki’s Man’s […]
AVN 2009 in pictures
As I look closer at what I once thought were Tera Patrick’s mesmerizing breasts, I notice that constant companion Evan Seinfeld has actually replicated himself inside her shirt.
Casey Parker stands out from the crowd
At one point during Saturday’s AVN Awards red carpet I became possessed of the urge to wander. The spot I had been allocated was too […]
United Colors of Jenny Hendrix
Hendrix’ long-awaited/feared new boobs were fantastic, but I could not properly grasp them because my retinas had burst into flame.
Flavor of Leach or: 90120 Is A Joke or: Yo! Bum Rush the Rich And Famous
To see Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav cozying up to Robin “Lifestyles of the Rich And Famous” Leach on the AVN Awards red carpet is to […]
PlaceholderTM: The Cast of the black "Office" on the AVN Awards red carpet
Having recently returned from the AVN Expo and Awards in Las Vergas, I have now begun the daunting task of organizing my photos, and I […]
The Selling of the Adult Entertainment Expo 2009
Round about New Year’s Eve the boys in Marketing gave me a call. “Grams,” they said, “we paid a consultant 28 grand to come up […]
How I stopped worrying and learned to love strippers
In Dr. Strangelove, General Jack Ripper informs Mandrake that he is unwilling to have his “precious bodily fluids” sapped and impurified. This is why I […]
"So I says to the guy, I says:"
This emancipated gimp was one of the many delights offered to visitors of Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum. I rarely venture of the Strip while […]
Courtney Cummz is a good sport
I am covering this convention for the excellent DVD and VOD site Gamelink, which will feature several of my interviews from the AEE over the […]
My Vivid Girl gaffe
I never mistook Nautica Thorn for Mika Tan. I never confused Bree Olson with Ashlynn Brooke. I know the difference between a cabbage and a […]
Stormy cuts the cord
Ceremonially opening the 2008 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo with a pair of wood-handled scissors and a length of ribbon, Wicked contract performer Stormy Daniels, dressed […]
Pornic Voices: Blind Item
I overheard a porn studio dude at another table explaining his appeal to women. “Must be the Jewish charm I elude,” he said. Later, yet […]