Today in Ridiculous Porn Movies: I Know What You Did Last “Summer Lovin'”
If this town had a Wicker Man, “Summer Lovin'” would have been a way better movie.
Alektra Blue
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
“Rocki Whore” explores slutty monogamy
“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.
Putting something in Kaylani Lei’s drink makes for a special evening
Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.
Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited
This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
Eating Out Kirsten Price: “Dinner at Frankie’s”
Maybe the girls don’t all look like Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, and Alektra Blue where you live, but you will recognize their characters in “Dinner at Frankie’s,” and that’s what makes this movie special.
Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
Precogs, Anabots, and why dumb girls are hot
Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 […]
Today in porn swag: Last minute edition
I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be […]
FSC’s Freedomfest: A night of limited but poignant porn star interaction
Because my relationships with our nation’s finest porn performers are intense and significant, I often attend events and talk with only three or four of […]
House of Wicked
Studio: Wicked Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: jessica drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, Johnny Castle, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Marcus […]
Stormy cuts the cord
Ceremonially opening the 2008 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo with a pair of wood-handled scissors and a length of ribbon, Wicked contract performer Stormy Daniels, dressed […]
A-List Features promises a porn star in every lap
You would not be surprised to learn that the Porn Valley performers who grace your hot wings-and-melon body spray-scented gentlemen’s clubs in Woonsocket, Bogue Chitto, […]
Mini-review: Shades of Romona
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Vien SavioCast: Ava Rose, Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid, The Love Twins, Annabelle Lee, Alektra Blue, Charlie Laine, Joey Brass, Tony DeSergio […]
“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel
With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.