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My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

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“Rocki Whore” explores slutty monogamy

“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.

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Putting something in Kaylani Lei’s drink makes for a special evening

Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.

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Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited

This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.

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XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck

Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.

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Eating Out Kirsten Price: “Dinner at Frankie’s”

Maybe the girls don’t all look like Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, and Alektra Blue where you live, but you will recognize their characters in “Dinner at Frankie’s,” and that’s what makes this movie special.

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Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards

I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.

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2040

Studio: WickedDirector: Brad ArmstrongCast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Brad Armstrong, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Barrett Blade, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Tory Lane, Janet Mason, Mick Blue, Jerry, TJ Cummings, Bill Bailey It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn’t safe. [...]

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Precogs, Anabots, and why dumb girls are hot

Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 film “Minority Report,” in which Tom Cruise drags around a barely-verbal and goop-covered autistoid precog Samantha Morton. In 2002 I remember thinking of the clingy, floppy Morton, who herself thought [...]

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Today in porn swag: Last minute edition

I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be part of my erotic future need no longer try. On this, the submissions deadline for the 2010 AVN Awards, even people like me are receiving the big studios’ tentpole movies. [...]

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FSC’s Freedomfest: A night of limited but poignant porn star interaction

Because my relationships with our nation’s finest porn performers are intense and significant, I often attend events and talk with only three or four of them. And David Faustino. The Free Speech Coalition’s Sex, Drinks, Rock’n Roll Freedomfest extravaganza last week at the Whisky a Go Go was a raucous affair that raised $8,000 for [...]

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House of Wicked

Studio: Wicked Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: jessica drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, Johnny Castle, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Marcus London, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Rocco Reed, Kris Slater, Alan Stafford, Deep Threat, Brad Armstrong In the summer popcorn blockbuster “House of Wicked” (this reviewer found it way more satisfying [...]

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Stormy cuts the cord

Ceremonially opening the 2008 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo with a pair of wood-handled scissors and a length of ribbon, Wicked contract performer Stormy Daniels, dressed casually in a black top and jeans (the rest of the Wicked Girls, like jessica drake, Mikayla Mendez, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, and Alektra Blue, all wore dresses) at first [...]

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A-List Features promises a porn star in every lap

You would not be surprised to learn that the Porn Valley performers who grace your hot wings-and-melon body spray-scented gentlemen’s clubs in Woonsocket, Bogue Chitto, and Big Piney are all booked via feature dancing agencies, and that strip club “featuring” is a great revenue stream for porn performers who don’t have to share that money [...]

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Mini-review: Shades of Romona

Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Vien SavioCast: Ava Rose, Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid, The Love Twins, Annabelle Lee, Alektra Blue, Charlie Laine, Joey Brass, Tony DeSergio Hard to tell what Independent Adult Cinema’s “Shades of Romona” is about, if only because “What is it about?” isn’t a question ordinarily asked of our porn movies. Ava Rose [...]

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“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel

With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.

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Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

February 19
The Tranny Awards
Joseph's Cafe
1775 North Ivar, Hollywood, CA
Hosted by Nicole Paige Brooks and Domino Presley
Red Carpet: 8:30 p.m.

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