A-List Features promises a porn star in every lap

You would not be surprised to learn that the Porn Valley performers who grace your hot wings-and-melon body spray-scented gentlemen’s clubs in Woonsocket, Bogue Chitto, and Big Piney are all booked via feature dancing agencies, and that strip club “featuring” is a great revenue stream for porn performers who don’t have to share that money with deadbeat Wii-playing boyfriends.

A-List Features is a Florida-based startup stripper booking firm that already has an impressive lineup: Stormy Daniels, Jesse Jane, Courtney Cummz, Teagan Presley, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue, Jenna Haze, Joanna Angel, Sunny Leone, Gina Lynn, Carmen Hart, Hillary Scott, Nina Mercedes, Gianna Lynn, and Nautica Thorn, among others.

Its main competition is the Toronto-based Lee Network, which handles performers like Sadie West, Mary Carey, Inari Vachs, and Bree Olson. (I see that Gina Lynn is also listed with The Lee Network. Wonder how that works.)

I could be wrong, but I think that feature dancers make more conscientious porn stars, because the stamina requirement is that much higher. Also, they have powerful, fire hydrant-cracking legs.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Strippers, Cthulhu for Halloween; Anti-909 sentiment rampant in stripper community
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